[note: I didn't write this. My sister did, but since she doesn't have an account I'm posting this here]

The Half-Blood Prince Rap

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, and turned upside-down

Just pour my memories in the pensieve and jump right in

I'll tell you how I became the half-blood prince

Among magical folk, born and raised

Lurking in shadows is where I spent most of my days

Inventing curses, stalking Lily and stuff, all cool

Acing all my Hogwarts classes, was the smartest in school

When a couple of Gryffs, who were up to no good

Started making fun of my hair and books

I cast one lil spell and Lily got mad

She said, "Don't be cursing James, Sev, I think you're turning bad!"

Yeah I wanted to be evil, I won't lie, it's true!

Death-Eater fo'life chillin' with You-Know-Who

But then I heard the news of Lily's death which I couldn't swallow

Had to see for myself, "Yo off to Godric's hollow!"

So turn to page three hundred and ninety-four

And I'll tell you about my oath to Dumbledore

I vowed to help Harry and have ever since

As potions master, double agent and the half-blood prince