7Authors Note: This fic was written for the pure fun of it, if you don't appreciate this kind of fic then kindly take yourself elsewhere. Flames will recieve a harsh rebuttal from me(Spirit) :3 It just started out as a little dialog between I and Cigarretesandlatte after she had reviewed my story "Don't Go". When we mention the 'brunette'femal version) we are talking about Cigarretesandlatte, also named Lene in the fic. I myself am either referred to as 'Spirit' or 'the blond'.
And Ritsu is refered to as the 'brunet'(male version). Just to make that a tad bit clearer.
"Yeah, I just got to thinking, 'maybe it's not always about getting in Ritsu's pants…cause it generally happens whenever Ritsu tries to leave…" the blonde contemplated with a smile.
"Yeah it's like a safe way for Masamune to get ahold of Ritsu! It's like 'Oh sh*t! He is leaving again! What do to, what to do! Oh yeah! Kiss him!'" the caramel colored brunette agreed.
"That split second between Ritsu leaving and getting thrown in to something." Here Spirit laughed, "That must be what runs through his head then."
"It's a cute, nice, safe way! Even though it wouldn't be too great to use on a street in the daylight…" Lene added with a frown.
"…We both know that wouldn't stop him doing it then and there."
"Yeah and you would be like 'THEY'RE KISSING!'" came a new voice.
Two sets of blue-green eyes glanced over to find the subjects of their conversation standing nearby, one somewhat idly-the other scowling.
"Would not!" the blonde protested.
"Would so!" her friend snickered.
When Spirit continued to frown Masamune rolled his eyes, grabbed the scowling Ritsu, and kissed him.
"THEY'RE KISSING!" Spirit suddenly shouted, drawing her friend's attention to the scene just behind her.
"Go get the popcorn! Go for it Masamune!" Lene cheered.
"How sweet!" the blonde sighed.
But the brunette had other ideas and shouted, "Come on! Just a kiss? GET DOWN AND DIRTY!"
"You guys owe us after the way the anime ripped us off!"Spirit agreed, offering the popcorn to her friend.
"They've ripped off three sex scenes in the anime! SO DO IT!"Lene encouraged, eating some popcorn.
"Three! What the hell?" the blonde sputtered-outraged at this new bit of information, "C'mon, you know you waaant tooo~" she coaxed the two males.
"Well I do."Masamune answered with a perverted grin.
But the green eyed brunet looked horrified, "Noo! Why do you always do this to me Lene?"
"Because you know you want to! Now let me eat my popcorn!" the authoress answered with a shrug and a 'no duh' kind of tone.
"Did you remember the 3-D glasses?" Spirit asked teasingly.
At this question Lene paused, "Sh***t…"
Now the blonde gasped dramatically, "You forgot?"
"Well damn, I guess we should all just go hom-"
But Ritsu's attempt to weasel out of the situation was cut off as the other three yelled "NO!"
"God dammit! What do you think I am? Just walking sex?" the brunet fumed.
"…Yeah?" Masamune answered with a head tilt.
But hearing this, Ritsu's face fell, "I thought you loved me! And here I was almost done with falling completely in love with you again!"
Now it was the older male's turn to look scared, "I'm sorry! I didn't mean it that way! Please, please, I love you!" he pleaded with the brunet.
"Yes Ritsu! He didn't mean it that way! Go have some good making up sex!" came the two fangirl's chant.
"He just shows his love that way!" Spirit tried as Masamune nodded in agreement.
"So…off you two go!" Lene added, shooing the two along and sharing a smile with her friend.
"I'm glad we have such great cooperation!" Spirit said, beaming at the brunette.
"YES! You should be very good at cooperating too Ritsu-san!"Lene replied.
Sparing a glance towards the two girls Masamune asked, "So…are you gonna leave? Or just watch as always?" when the two only raised their eyebrows he sighed and rolled his eyes, "This is what I hate about being a manga figure, everybody sees everything! No privacy at all!"
"B-b-but it's just because it's so cool!" Spirit stuttered, looking for any reason to stick around.
"Y-yeah! WE LOVE YOU!" Lene shouted, determined to stick around.
Emerald eyes narrowed as Ritsu muttered, "Yaoi girls like you are the reason my life is so miserable!"
"Well," Masamune started, thinking this over, "if we didn't have fans then this couldn't continue…and no you and me…and…no sex?" Blinking at this blasphemous thought he turned to the girls, "PLEASE CONTINE WATCHING!"
"Sure thing." The two agreed with a smile.
"It's just so cute to see you guys argue." Spirit chimed.
"And we're only here to show our support!" Lene insisted innocently.
"And besides," the blond rolled her eyes, "if we were gone Takano would have no one to back him up!"
Ritsu now just stared blankly at the two girls, not believing what was happening…
"So just GET NAKED!" the brunette ordered.
"Sure thing, now what?" Masamune answered, calmly removing his shirt.
"You know what." Spirit said blankly, and Masamune smiled deviantly.
Glance between the two males Lene coughed, "Ahem! Ritsu is still neglecting!" she said, pointing an accusing finger to said male.
"Oh I'll change that!" The older male assured them, stepping forward.
Just as Ritsu fled the scene.
"QUICK! THROW HIM AGAINST SOMETHING!" the fangirls cried in dismay.
"Oh that I can do." Masamune said with a wink.
"Eh?" the girls glanced at each other, a questioning look in their eyes, "Like what?" Lene asked.
"What do you intend to do?" Spirit added.
But Masamune only shrugged, "Be right back." He called to them as he casually strolled after his defiant lover.
"Oooh…" the two girls laughed to themselves.
Then Lene seemed to get and idea and yelled, "IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO I'LL DO IT!" then catching her friend's 'are you f*cking serious?' look grinned, "Like you haven't thought about it!"
"I haven't!" the blonde cried, looking terrified.
"Well…there goes your innocence then." Her friend said playfully, shrugging the matter off.
"So…do we go help him…or are you just gonna try to seduce him?" Spirit asked with a nervous laugh.
Sighing Lene replied, "Let's just help the poor guy…"
But this was unnecessary, as at that moment the older male re-appeared, with a very pissed off Ritsu over his shoulder, " I caught him!" he proclaimed proudly.
"Good job!" the two females praised, "NOW GET NAKED!"
"Wait…DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR!" Spirit cried out as Masamune took Ritsu in to a nearby building then closed the door on their fans.
"DAMMIT!" Lene yelled, kicking at the door.
"No one else can see Ritsu like this!" Masamune explained from the other side.
"Yeah, and you neither!" Ritsu retorted angrily.
Glancing to the blonde Lene asked, "Should we just listen through the door?"
"And use our imaginations for the rest?" Spirit finished with a grin.
"Sure thing! We already do that with our fics!"
The two shared a highfive before leaning in towards the door.
"Hey wait! WHAT ARE YOU-?" came the brunet's voice.
"SHH! They'll just hear!" came the other male's.
"But, but,but! Oooh~ oh yes, there~~"
Blue eyes wide the fangirls once more shared a look of awe, which only turned to slight blushes as Masamune murmured, "Good huh?"
"When the f*ck did Ritsu start responding positively?" the brunette demanded in a whisper.
"Maybe he just needed some encouragement?" the blonde replied, also in a whisper.
"Like a pep talk?"
"Yeah! Like that!"
"Ooooh, I understand." The brunette smiled deviously now, "So lets just enjoy the show!"
"Wow…they're really getting at it…" the blonde commented.
"Yeah! It's like," here Lene paused to eat some of the previously forgotten popcorn, "LIVE DRAMA CD!" she suddenly exclaimed.
"Oh yes! Yes there! There Takano!" came Ritsu's voice once more.
"Wow…guess Takano really IS the boss in all aspects…"
Lene laughed at this, "It just keeps getting better and better!"
"F*ck you feel good Ritsu!"
At the older male's statement, Lene raised an eyebrow, "Like a boss?" she asked her friend curiously.
"Nah…more like an assistant." The blonde replied teasingly.
As Lene laughed the brunet yelled, "HEY! I heard that!"
"Keep going Takano! And shut him up!" Spirit replied.
"Yeah! Make his mouth do something useful!" as the blonde once again stared incredulously, Lene muttered, "That so did not come out right…"then laughed.
"Pervert!"
"Hey! You're listening too!"
"…Touché…" the blonde muttered, then, "Well…at least he's stopped talking!"
"Well…coherently at least!" the brunette said decisively as they heard 'Oh, ah! Tak-ahah-no!' coming from beyond the door.
Then from the other male, "God…I can't wait…to…get you alone…"
"N-n-ah~"
"What the hell does he intend to do, when he gets him alone?"Lene demanded suddenly, turning to her friend.
"I have, like, no idea…"
Shrugging Lene said, "Tcht, they may think they're alone, BUT we can still read the manga!"
"Yeah!" the two shared another highfive before the blonde asked, "Sooo…how long do you'll think they'll go on?"
Head tilting at this Lene was about to answer when Ritsu-catching on to what the two girls had said-suddenly yelled:
"NANI? St-ah-p, Tak-"
Pressing closer to the door the two girls frowned at the silence that now took over…
So who caught the 'Like a Boss?' reference? XD If you didn't, go read my co-writer's fic 'Like a Boss'. Now. T'will give you a few laughs hopefully!
And to any and all who enjoyed this spontaneously lil fic-and would like to see it continued...please be so kind as to leave a nice review =3