Percy and the others find stories on Fan fiction and decide to write letters to these so-called fans.

Dear Fanfiction writers,

My fatal flaw is loyalty. I promise I won't cheat on Annabeth. She's my anchor to this world.

I trust her with my life. Without her I literally am nothing.

Sincerely,

Percy Jackson


Dear Fanfiction writers,

Okay first of all Percy and I maybe in love, but we are taking it SLOW! We are not inappropriate. Percy respects me, as I do to him. Plus, two campers of the opposite gender can't be allowed in the same cabin alone. Please, did you even read the handbook? I may break some rules but NOT that one. Well okay, I follow it most of the time... But it's not what you think!

Sincerely,

Annabeth


Dear Fanfiction writers,

I am a huntress of Artemis. I'm fifteen. And just because Nico and I are both sort of goth does NOT mean we are completely in love with each other. The only person I know who likes me is Leo. But come on, he's Leo, Jason's best friend.

~Thalia


Dear Fanfiction writers,

WE ARE NOT TWINS! Just because we look alike doesn't mean we're twins. I mean, come on, we're handsome in our own way. Those of you who thought differently, watch your backs. A prank may be coming after next week's raid.

Sincerely,

Travis and Conner Stoll

P.S. If you don't believe us check Sea of Monsters Pg. 56 last paragraph. Yes we read it...


Dear Fanfiction writers,

When you guys create and know more things about my love life than I do in my day dreams, it's creepy. I don't like Travis freaking Stoll!

Sincerely,

Katie Gardner


Dear Fan fiction writers,

Please ignore Katie's last letter and continue with the "Tratie" stories as you fans call us. Sooner or later Katie will fall in love with me. She just hasn't realized her true feelings for me yet. Maybe if she reads enough of them, she could possible notice what an awesome couple we could be. Trust me Katie knows she's just delaying the Stoll charm.

Sincerely, a hopeful Travis Stoll


Dear Fan fiction writers,

As I read these fan fiction stories it has come to my attention that there are 287 stories of Nico and Thalia, but only 9 about Thalia and me? Come on! I have to convince her somehow! Thalia's the one who keeps my fire goin'. The one who's the fuel to my flame. I can't even believe Jason's sister is so hot. I mean, seriously, what happened to Jason?

Sincerely,

Leo the Supreme Commander of Everything Awesome ;D


Dear Fan fiction writers,

Nobody's even allowed to have a computer in camp. Daedalus' laptop is an exception, but do you even know how many monsters it attracts? We already have Peter Johnson, Nick Angelo and I can't even remember that child of Zeus. And if you ask about my doings on this laptop, I'm a god! I do what I want.

Sincerely,

Mr. D


Dear Fan fiction writers,

Why does everyone hate me? I may be a ginger but I have a soul! That's just a dump stereotype. Just hear me out okay? I became oracle. I never really LOVED Percy, or I wouldn't have done so. I backed off when it became clear Annabeth liked him. I'm honestly a nice person in general who just loves art and creativity. Plus can you blame me? You probably like Percy too!

~Rachel Elizabeth Dare (A.K.A. R.E.D)


Dear Fan fiction writers,

Spell check is a critical invention, always to be used. My mother is so disappointed in all of you.

Sincerely,

Annabeth


Dear Fan fiction writers,

Thanks for the support!

You're almost as awesome as me.

I love everyone.

Darn! The middle line was eight syllables. Oh well, maybe I'll try making palindrome poems next.

Sincerely,

The awesome, amazing, and absolutely admirable Apollo

P.S. Alliteration's are adorable


Dear Fan fiction writers,

Stop it with the disturbing couples. There is no such thing as ArtemisX really anyone. We are with who we are with. This isn't Glee club, it's Camp-Half Blood. The only ones pairing us up are the Aphrodite cabin and Aphrodite herself.

Sincerely,

The Campers and the gods


Dear Fan fiction writers,

I'm glad to be back, and it's good to be back. I couldn't wait for Son of Neptune either. But now I want to see Annabeth more than anybody. Trust me, Mark of Athena is taking way to long for my liking.

Sincerely,

A very happy but impatient Percy


Dear Fan fiction writers,

Please take in consideration these letters when you write you're next story. These letters are all true, and we hope Hermes can deliver them quicker.

Sincerely,

Campers and gods

A/N: This is my first fan fiction so I need really good criticism. Not just "This is a pile of poo." Flames are accepted; just explain why you didn't like it. But if it's because the idea of "Dear Fan fiction writers," is overused, I already know that I just wanted to write my first story already. This is the only type of story that came to mind. Okay, that's it.

Toodle-oo

~Awesome Trombone Geek 7