It's been forever. I used to be Artistic Seventh, but not anymore. Yes, I'm a terrible updater, and on with the story:


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Um, we don't all go to the same high school. Do you know how many monsters that would attract? And if one of those demigods was a child of the Big Three?...Welp. There goes the regular teenaged population of whatever unfortunate high school we go all conveniently go to.

Sincerely,

Camp-Half Blood Campers


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

No offense or anything, really, but I don't think I can sprout prophecies about love. Surprisingly, I don't think Chiron, demigods, or gods would care or even need to know about that. With of course the exception of Aphrodite, but I'm pretty sure that won't involve a quest.

Yours truly,

Rachel the Red Head


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Trust me; you don't want to hear Percy sing. It's as bad as his archery skills. Have some mercy for us, okay? Plus, I'm pretty sure he has better things to do than participate in a Camp-Half Blood Idol, like you know, save the world a couple of times.

Sincerely,

Will Solace


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Pft, please! I'm positive I would've remembered if I had so many annoying kids running about, especially people like you guys. Stop it already with you imposters and these other so-called OCs. If you continue, don't be so surprised when the next lightning bolt hits you. (And Hades won't be too pleased to see you either.) It's just Thalia and Jason, I swear it on the river of Styx. You know, for now. I need Hera to stop being grumpy. Then …we'll see.

-Zeus


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Enough with these "Dear Fanfiction" stories! You know how hard it is to be me some days? I want to relax sometimes too, you know! All these letters; I mean ugh. That's not even what we would say! Fakers. It's a pain to deliver these since I know they aren't true. All those poor misguided readers. Really stop. If you don't, just remember the internet is in my power.

Sincerely,

Hermes


Hehehe. I'm such a hypocrite, when it comes to that last letter. That being said, this is what I think they would say if they saw some of these stories, not what I necessarily think. Can somone tell me how to use Image Manager? I'm not Fanfiction savvy at all.

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DFTBA,

~Hex Me Into A Hawthorne