Expect the unexpected, that my dear friend is a very good saying. You should never 'Judge a book by its cover' cause the next thing you know all your expectations of said book, slap you in the face and your standing there like an idiot, in total shock because really you just weren't expecting that. This has happened to Lucy several times, like when she discovered that the 'Mighty Titania' enjoys reading smut, or when she found out the cool and charming ice alchemist has a stripping habit because of the training his sadistic teacher put him through, then there's also the fact that her best bud Natsu's father was a dragon! I mean would you really expect any of these things when you look at such a remarkable group of people?

So, it was rather funny to see how shocked Team Natsu was when they stumbled upon one of their team members doing something they just didn't expect


It was a truly wonderful day in the city of Magnolia. The pretty little birdies were chirping, the sky was a pure blue with only small fluffy white clouds scattered here and there, the merchants were selling, the customers were buying, the children were running around being the little sweethearts they are (bullshit -.-) and the famous guild of Fairy Tail was being it's lovely rowdy self.

In the pleasant guild of Fairy Tail everything seemed normal. Cana was chugging down alcohol, Elfman was sprouting shit about 'being a man', Macao and Wakaba were talking about the differences between the good ol' days and nowadays, Mirajane was smiling sweetly and cleaning the already spotless glasses, Levy was reading a book with Jet and Dory cheering her on, Gajeel was stationed close to Levy acting 'casual' and hoping nobody noticed he was staring intently at her, and everybody else in this fabulous guild of fabulous mages was doing whatever they usually do.

Fairy Tail's strongest team was currently sitting at a table – well all except one, Lucy Heartfilia. Erza was eating her delicious strawberry cake, Happy was sitting on the table devouring his sixth fish and the two troublemaking boys were staring the other down – that is until Natsu 'popped his champagne cork'. (Is that even a saying? Well it is now!)

"Would you stop staring at me you abominable snowman?" Natsu bellowed, standing up from his seat and almost succeeding in knocking the chair over. "You're the one staring you stupid flames-for-brains!" Gray yelled whilst following Natsu's lead. "Don't call me stupid, droopy eyes! You're the stupid one around here!" Came Natsu's reply while cracking his knuckles in a threatening manner.

"Shut up squinty eyes! You are!"

"No, you are!"

"No! You are!"

This carried on for a couple of minutes, before the two just reverted to glaring furiously at each other. An audible sigh came from the two rivals, "Something's not right…" Natsu trailed off, sitting back down on his seat. "You're right, surprisingly. Fighting with you at the moment just doesn't feel right…" Gray replied, sitting down once more and trapping his fingers on the table in irritation. "This cake doesn't taste right…" Erza mumbled, talking for the first time in ages.

"There's something unusual about today…" The three said at the same time, looking around the guild to find out what was wrong. An imaginary attendance list was currently being looked over inside each team members head. Cana, check! The old farts (Macao & Wakaba), check! Takeover Siblings, check! Team Shadow Gear, check! Metal face (Gajeel), check! Laxus and his followers, check! Lucy, ERROR!-not-found!

"Lucy!" The three said suddenly, jumping up from their seats. Was she kidnapped? Is she safe? Alive? What happ-wait… "She said she was having a 'day off' from everyone today, right?" Gray asked the group. "Yes, I recall her saying she wanted some alone time." Erza confirmed. "Well let's go join her!" Natsu cheered, getting up from his seat and walking towards the guild doors. "Whatever…" Gray said while following after the flame head, maybe I can see her in a towel! Or better yet, naked!

"I should come along…to keep you two out of trouble." Erza stated and left towards Lucy's house, maybe she'll have some strawberry cake with her, or some new kinky underwear I can try out…


On the other side of town the celestial spirit mage was enjoying her time alone. "Hmm, what to do now… I've had a bath, read a book, worked on my novel, painted my nails…" Lucy rambled, "I need to do something fun…like dancing! Around naked! Wait, no – last time I was walking around naked, Gray, Natsu and Erza decided to pop over and say 'hi'…talk about awkward."

Lucy walked up to her CD player and popped her favourite CD in. (Old school much! No iPod and Dock.) The beat started pounding out of the speakers causing Lucy to have a bounce in her step as she walked over to her lounge and pushed it to the side, having the new space she moved to the middle of the room and started dancing.

"May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat; will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here…"

Lucy sang along with the lyrics in a nasally voice – trying to impersonate the 'operators' voice.

"Y'all act like you never seen a white person before. Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin' her ass worse than before they first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture. Ahh!"

Natsu, Gray and Erza (Happy decided to stay at the guild and eat fish. Aye!) decided that it would be the perfect time to walk in on Lucy. They entered through her bedroom window and as soon as they realized she wasn't in said room, they headed through the door toward the lounge room. As they entered the room they stopped in shock at what they saw; there was Lucy, Lucy Heartfilia, the sweet, innocent, predictable celestial mage was doing something they just didn't expect.

She was swaying her hips, her left hand was placed out in front of her like she was gripping something invisible and her right hand was swinging back and forth just underneath her left hand as if she was slapping something. She suddenly screamed, 'Ahh!' and for a second they thought she found them, that is until she started dancing again.

"It's the return of the… 'Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?' And Dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! Ha-ha!"

Her dancing was cut off again when she started acting all stuck up and repeated the lyrics, 'Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?' in a stupid girly voice. "She's kinda scaring me…" Natsu mumbled as he watched his best friend acting totally unexpected.

"Since when does she listen to Eminem? And act like that?" Gray asked as his eyes followed the hypnotic motion of her hips.

"Feminist women love Eminem. Chigga, chigga, chigga. 'Slim Shady, I'm sick of him. Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what. Flippin' the you-know-who,' 'Yeah, but he's so cute though!' Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose. But no worse, than what's goin' on it your parents' bedrooms."

"Ugh! And cue the creepy voices again; seriously it's freaking me out!" Natsu whined to his two companions, only to be ignored. "What does she mean by a couple of screws loose…?" Dun-Dun-Chi! Oh, that one got their attention; luckily their chuckles were drowned out by the booming music.

"Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't. But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose. "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips." And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss. And that's the message we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is. Of course they know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade! They got the Discovery Channel don't they? 'We ain't nothing but mammals…' Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes."

"What's a clitoris?" Natsu asked the two, causing them to face-palm. "Well, it's a female sexual organ, that is very sensitive and give pleasure when you…" Erza rambled, and how did she know all this? Her smut novels are very informative. "So… is that where I should touch you?" Natsu questioned, tilting his head to the side innocently with a sinister smirk on his face.

"I'd prefer you're lips on my lips rather than your bum, Luce… But I guess I can deal with it." Gray mumbled, thinking of all the naughty things he could do to his girlfriends ass.

"But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope. 'Ewww!' But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote. Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?"

"You know, I thought she was the type to listen to, 'I'm A Barbie Girl'…" Natsu commented. "Yeah, this is defiantly unexpected…"Gray agreed, still watching his girlfriend dancing around like a lunatic. "I guess we should always expect the unexpected." Erza said.

And so, the three of them stood there like idiots, occasionally commenting on something, until the song ended. Then Lucy finally noticed their presence which resulted in being furiously yelled at then kicked out of her house. Yes, it was quite a wonderful day.


Why hello there my pretties! I sound like a paedophile!

So, the reason I wrote this story was because I truly believe in 'Expecting the Unexpected'. Also it's my birthday today – 6th of November – and I decided to treat you all with some fics! Which doesn't really make sense, seeing as usually I'm meant to be 'treated' if it's my birthday… Oh well!

Anyway, I really do believe that Lucy would listen to this kind of music. I don't really know why but she just gives off this 'I-listen-to-badass-music' vibe…

You might be thinking, 'Well Maylea, if you think Lucy listens to Eminem/rap, then what do you think the other Team Natsu members listen too?' Well my awesome friend I shall enlighten you! I reckon, Erza would listen to…well, sexual songs, any genre – just has to be sexual… her favourite band would most likely be 3Oh!3, because of their catchy music and sexy vibe. Song would be, Touchin' On My.

How about Natsu? Well, I think he would listen to Electropunk… Why? Because he's got the Punk vibe but there's also the Techno vibe. Favourite band might be The Prodigy – song being 'Fire Starter' or 'Smack my bitch up'.

And finally Gray, well I reckon he'd be listening to Techno, although he does give off that Screamo/Heavy Metal vibe, Techno just seems to suit him better. Favourite band being LMFAO and song being 'Sexy and I know it'. Why? Because he is sexy and he knows it!

Haaha! I don't know if you agree with me on the music choices, but this is what I honestly think! If you reckon that their choices are different – meaning different genres – then please enlighten me with your wisdom! xD

Hope you enjoyed! Review, flame, exit page, do whatever! (:

Should be posting more stories – one shot's – later tonight or tomorrow. These are my gifts to you and will probably be the last stories I upload in a long time, 'cause I'm going away on holidays soon and won't have access to the internet, and then when I get back it will be almost Christmas and I will be busy! Though I guess you could look forward to an Xmas fic from me ;D

`Mayzie x

P.S. I apologise for any mistakes or if parts don't make sense. I blame… well myself and being out in the sun too much today! I LOOK LIKE A LOBSTER!