18I felt inspired to write this! enjoy!
So, I apparently must make one of these stupid list things. Oh well…
1) I can't, under any circumstances, have Lola peck someone's eyes out.
2) ~ Unless it's France, then people will cheer me on.
3) ~ Germany will still yell at me though…
4) Playing my acoustic during a meeting is prohibited.
5) ~ No matter how good I am.
6) I shall not help Hungary record her yaoi, or record my own.
7) ~ Ha! Good one Lola! That isn't happening! There are WAY too many hot couples here!
8) I can't laugh at England when he talks to his magical friends.
9) ~ Which are non-existent.
10) ~But he'll ramble on about how they are…
11) I can not accuse South Korea of eating dogs.
12) ~ Even though he does.
13) ~ North Korea would attack me if I insulted her brother, though. So it is wise to stay silent.
14) I can't call America a hero.
15) ~ Or Prussia awesome.
16) ~ Their egos are big enough as it is.
17) Spain does not own me anymore, so I should stay away from him.
18) ~ Well, apparently, he is a pedophile.
19) ~ That's a good thing I went to work for Lady Portugal then…
20) On Lady Portugal, I don't work for her either, so I shouldn't do her housework.
21) ~ Like I would. Work is dull.
22) I can no longer bring exotic animals to meetings.
23) ~ That cockatoo never came back from Russia… *small sob*
24) Rule 22 also applies to plants.
25) ~ That Venus flytrap wouldn't let go of Switzerland's hand for hours.
26) ~ Even though that was funny to watch…
27) I must stay away from Russia's sisters.
28) ~ And Siberia.
29) ~ Unless I want a pipe in my head.
30) ~ That fucking hurt last time.
31) I can't hurt Romano when he claims to knew me in the past.
32) ~ No matter how annoying.
33) ~ Even though he does know how I used to pick fruit for Spain when I worked for him.
34) ~ But I only remember my Latin American siblings there… and a slightly feminine boy. Doubt THAT was Romano.
35) I can not give ANYONE a flower.
36) ~ They don't believe I will give them a non-poisonous/carnivorous plant.
37)~ They're probably right.
38) I should stay form Argentina during the football (soccer for you, America) season.
39) ~ Last time we got close to each other, there was blood.
40) ~My blood, to be exact.
41) I really shouldn't bring bananas anymore to meetings.
42) ~ They can start odd conversations.
43) ~ Especially is France is there.
44) ~ Or Prussia.
45) ~ Or half of the world.
46) If I am asked if I know anything about any relationships between countries, I'm to deny.
47) ~ Even money is involved, then all the info you want is yours.
48) ~ The phrase 'But they were giving me *insert amount of money*!' is not a valid response.
49) Just because Switzerland has skied into a meeting before doesn't give me the right to boat in.
50) ~ There's no water anyways.
51) I can't bring up any of the world wars.
52) ~ Even though I was neutral… in the second. I was in the first.
53) ~ There were many countries involved in both wars.
54) ~ There will be tears.
55) ~ Lots.
56) ~ Not fun.
57) I can't insult Poland.
58) ~ I get a chain-letter.
59) ~ I toss it anyways.
60) Making presentations on the Amazon or my popular cities (like Rio) is prohibited.
61) ~ Well, I can if we are talking about the environment of cities.
62) I shall not hit people with my guitar.
63) ~ Even if they are annoying.
64) ~ The guitar ends up breaking anyways.
65) ~ I hate buying new ones…
66) I'm no longer allowed to go drinking.
67) ~Apparently I sang last time I got drunk.
68) ~ Not with my normal singing voice.
69) I am not allowed to laugh with Denmark when this number is mentioned.
70) ~ It's pretty damn funny though.
71) ~ I think I spent too much time around the bad touch trio…
72) I can't create a bird army with Prussia, France, and all those other bird-owning countries.
73) ~ That would be pretty cool though.
74) ~ Birds… ATTACK! Hehehe…
75) I really shouldn't go near the younger countries.
76) ~ I think when I visited Slovakia, I scarred her.
77) I also shouldn't go near the micro-nations.
78) ~ They do realize they will never become a country, right?
79) ~ But I think I SCARE them.
80) I shouldn't pull either of the Italy brother's curls.
81) ~ I'll get yelled at by Romano.
82) ~ You know, I think I shouldn't pull ANY of the curl…
83) I can not tell everyone I have the best wood.
84) ~ Even though I do.
85) I shall not take people's glasses.
86) ~ Those people are as blind as a mole.
87) ~ Mole because they are blind and bats aren't.
88) ~ Last time I took America's glasses, he ended up groping me.
89) Texting is considered rude in a meeting.
90) ~ So is playing video games.
91) ~ And listening to music.
92) ~ And recording France and England's fights.
93) ~ Technically, all technology use is rude.
94) I shouldn't hug the Nordics.
95) ~ Or Japan.
96) ~ 2/3 of the said people are socially awkward.
97) ~Denmark and Finland… take a guess…
98) ~ Yep, dying by Sweden.
99) ~Or being raped by Denmark. *shudder*
100) If I don't follow these rules, my guitar is taken away from me for a week and during that time, Lola is sent to Prussia. *emo corner*
Heh! That was fun to write! You know, I'll write more if you people want. Just tell me which character to do it for. Explanation time!
11-12; In South Korea, there actually are some dishes with dog in them. But I don't think so in North Korea.
17-19; Spain had owned all of South America at some point in time. So I mean while she was under Spanish rule.
20-21; Brazil's official language is Portuguese, letting me believe Portugal owned Brazil lat one point. And Portugal would want Brazil to clean because that is actual a poor country.
35-37; Brazil actually has multiple poisonous and carnivorous plants. I sort of forgot the names though... *sweatdrop*
38; Brazil and Argentina have a very tough rivalry when it comes to soccer. They decide to hate each others teams.
41-45; Yes, bananas can start a very perverted conversation.
83-84; Brazilian wood IS awesome. You can't deny that.