Wizard: Welcome back, everyone, to Pranks and Other Awesomeness! I have someone to introduce, his name is Kenji and he is my dear friend, who will be helping with this show! Joining him is a Moogle/SIR bot named MOE! These are my Co Hosts!
Kenji and MOE: *bow*
Wizard: Okay, lets start! Our first guests are… Zoe and Slayer!
*A girl with black hair, red highlights, and dark, dark red eyes busts through the door. She is wearing a striped black and white hoodie that looks similar to Nny's shirt, black jeans, and red converse*
Zoe: *Looks back at door* Hmmm...Uh, I'll pay for that. ZOE HAS ENTERED THE ROOM! THE AUDIENCE SHOULD BE CLAPPING!
Demyx: *claps hesitantly*
*A Irken/Vortian Hybrid walks out. She has black bracelets on each appendage and her tail. She is wearing a dress-like, black shirt with long sleeves with coat tails, and red pants. She also has those horn things like Lord-Nar's*
Slayer: *Glares at Purple* I IS SLAYER! I AM ZEH LEADER TO THE ALLY OF THE
RESISTY! *Shoots Purple in the head*
Zim and Tak: MY TALLEST!
Dib: Uh… when did he get here?
Wizard: Shut up, Dib. This is my show, anyone could appear.
*Minstrels walk in front of the stage*
Lead Minstrel: *sings* Bravely bold Sir Robin, brought forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die- O BRAVE SIR ROBIN! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways! Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to-
Wizard: *shoots him* See, what did I tell you?
Kenji: Uh… Wizard… You should not have a gun… After LAST TIME…
Wizard: lol. Anyway, lets go on, huh? Why did Slayer kill Purple? : (
Zoe: lol Slayer. She's tired of Purple's comments XD LET THE DARES BEGIN! Oh, and I'm sorry, but I don't know what Kingdom Hearts is. All I know is that it's a game.
Slayer: *Shrugs* Ya.
Axel: :o Aw…
Demyx: Just a game? My life is a game?
Axel: Oh no, kid, don't-
Demyx: MY LIFE IS A LIIIIIIIIIE! *sobs*
Xigbar: Good going, Zoe. Dem- Dem, its okay bud. There, there…
Zexion: … You are creepy, Xig.
Xigbar: Shut up.
Zoe: I dare… uh... Dib to...
Slayer: *Puts her finger on Zoe's lip* Hold that thought...YO COMPUTER! WHERE DA
HECK YOU AT?
Wizard: Woah… Zim's computer? How the-
Zoe: COMPUTER! TELL DIB THAT YOU LOVE HIM AND THAT... uh... YOU'RE SMARTER THAN HIM! Or... something.
Computer: … Uh… Okay… Um… Dib, you are quite… Uh… superior in intellect than I am.
Zim: What? No! COMPUTER! DON'T-
Dib: YES! *triumphant pose*
Slayer: *sees Zim* Can I go glomp the green twit? :3
Zim: Eh? NO! NEVER! NO ONE SHALL GLOMP THE AMAZING ZIM-
Zoe: Ok X3
Slayer: *Glomps Zim*
Wizard: MY TURN! *glomps Dib*
GIR: WOOOOHOOO! *glomps the Rubber Piggy*
Zoe: OK! I DARE DIB AND ZIM TO GO INTO THE PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEA AND KICK SPONGEBOB'S YELLOW **! Oh, here's some glue Zimmeh :3 *Throws him some*
Zim: *gets up and catches the glue* Hmm… Hmm? Who is this… Sponge Bob?
Dib: *pries Wizard off* He's a stupid cartoon character.
Zim: *evil laugh* Yes… Yes, I shall destroy him… That should be NEAT!
Wizard: *re glomps Zim* SQUEEEE!
Zim: Hey! Get off of me!
Wizard: Lol! Anyway, I like this prank… : ) Hurry up and pour the glue on yourself, Zim!
Slayer: Ya… cover yourself with a white substance, then go brag to Sponge Bob XD
Demyx: I don't get it-
Fang: You don't want to, Dem- Dem.
Zoe: Slayer, you dirty minded freak XD Well, here's your scuba gear *Hands it to them then pushes them into the ocean*
Axel: Where did the ocean come from?
Wizard: Shush, Porcupine.
Slayer: *Tear drop* Be brave… my love...
Dib: … Who is she talking too?
Zim: … Not sure…
Zoe: *Slaps Slayer* That was corny.
*TEN MINUTES LATER*
Zim: *resurfaces with a burnt tie* This is all that is left of the Sponge Bob. VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!
Dib: *resurfaces* Zim, I blew him up, not you.
Wizard: *sighs and helps the boys out*
Zoe: ...I wonder if Ms. Bitters can be here? I have an odd dare for her XD
Wizard: Yeah, she can be here. *snaps fingers and Kefka appears* GAH! Wrong one! *snaps again and Ms. Bitters appears* There we go.
Slayer: I dare Ms. Bitters to go up to any random Kingdom Hearts character and
teach them about doom XD
Ms Bitters: ?
Wizard: Go now and bug Manse-
Wizard: er… Xemnas.
Xemnas: What in the name of Kingdom Hearts am I doing- *sees Ms. Bitters and immediately falls in love*
Ms. Bitters: *falls in love too*
Wizard: That was… unexpected… Well, they are a lot alike…
Kenji: XD wow…
Zoe: GANDOLF! *He appears out of nowhere*
Gandolf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Zoe: *Is already behind him* *Scoffs* Idiot XD
Wizard: That was random, yet funny. *Snaps fingers and Gandolf leaves*
Slayer: I dare Tak to die. *Throws a grenade at her and Tak explodes*
GIR: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! :D
Zoe: XD wow.
Slayer: Well...we better go *Her and Zoe head for the exit*
Gandolf: *Is all of a sudden in front of them* YOU SHALL NOT-
Zoe: *Punches him in the face* I SHALL PASS! LIKE IT OR NOT DIM-WIT!
*We exit the stage LIKE A BOSS*
Wizard: Our next guests are the lovely Meghan and the equally lovely, Blez!
*stage hand comes out and whispers to Wizard, then leaves*
Wizard: Oh yeah, and Arianna.
Meghan: Erm... I'll just do like I normally do, and hope I don't get yelled at. Ehehehh...
Wizard: Aw I won't yell at you!
Meghan:...so yeah. These are two of my OC's. I review dare show whatevers with them all the time. In dare show things, Blez is a complete and total Dib fangirl. So yeah.
Wizard: Yay! Blez, we shall be friends!
Blez:*latches onto Dib* X3
Wizard: *does the same*
Meghan: And Arianna is Dib's daughter for a story I haven't planned out yet.
Arianna:*rolls eyes* I hate you.
Meghan: And I love you. *hugs* Even though you have a big head.
Arianna: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG.
Meghan: XD Keep telling yourself that.
Wizard: It's not as big as your Dad's, hun.
Dib: … I have a… daughter?
Wizard: Well this is gonna get confusing… *hides Oc's Day and Kib in a closet*
Blez: La la la la la LAALA ALA LA LA~!
Meghan: O_o...uh, yeah...anyway, LET US DARE.
Wizard: Yay! : )
Arianna: Okay, Zim is thrown into a shark pit.
Wizard: Tak, a little help here…
Tak: *reappears and helps push Zim into the Shark pit*
Zim: AHHHHHHHHHHH IT BUUUUUUUURNS! NOOOOO NOT THE SHARKS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Wizard: XD sweet.
Meghan:...o.o...HIYA, AXEL~! I like mustard. *squirts Axel with mustard* MUSTARD~!
Axel: Noooo! My hair! TT_TT
Demyx: I like mustard too! *sprays it at Axel as well*
Axel: _ WHY?
Arianna:...*sigh, takes away mustard bottle*
Demyx: Aw… don't cry… have my mustard! *gives Meghan the mustard*
Arianna: Okay...Dib, you're neglectful. EAT YOUR OWN SHOE.
Dib: *looks at shoe* But I don't want to eat the shoe.
Wizard: EAT IT.
Dib: *nods and takes a bite*
Meghan:...XD Shoe. I LIKE BAZOOKAS~!
Wizard: Me too… *pulls giant Bazooka out from backstage*
Arianna: I swear, if you shoot any-OH MY GOSH, WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
Meghan:...I found et. X3
Wizard: I helped. She can have it- I have 10 more.
Arianna: NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT. I DON'T FEEL LIKE DYING TODAY. *throws
bazooka out a random open window*
Wizard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY BAZOOKA!
*Down under the studio, a random guy is walking by and gets smashed by the bazooka*
Meghan:...MUSTARD! And now I must go hug Mortin.
Blez: Hey, where'd Dib go?
Meghan:...he's dead. Dib is dead.
Meghan:...don't worry, she'll come back to life. She can't die until-*GIANT
Blez: I'M ALIVE!
Meghan: See? XD Too bad Dib can't do that. *laughs at Blez*
Blez:...*mopes in emo corner*
Wizard: *joins her*
Meghan: XD Arianna, wanna kill Dib again for the laughs?
Arianna: Of course! *stabs him, laughing*
Meghan: I SUPPORT THE THREE S's!
Meghan: Stupid, sadistic, and suicidal. IT'S A SONG.
Arianna:...I'm afraid to know what kind of music you listen to.
Meghan:*pulls out machete* You should be..
Wizard: This should be good…
*Jaws theme as Meghan gets closer with the Machete…*
Meghan: OMFG, HI INUYASHA! *squees, explodes*
Arianna: Hahaha, she's dead.
Arianna:...and now she's not. *sigh* Well, I'm leaving.
Meghan: Okay, before I do too, Blez and Dib, KISSS.
Dib: *pales* Uhm… I'm taken, sorry Blez.
Meghan: Then Wizard needs to bring
Kay here, and they kiss tooz!
Wizard: *snaps and Kay appears*
Dib: *wraps his arms around Kay and kisses her*
Zim: *is retching*
Wizard: Go back in the Shark Pit! *pushes him in*
Meghan: Then Tak eat a whole bottle of mustard, and then someone make Zim kill the Tallest. Both of them. Now, BYEZ~!
Wizard: Bye Meghan!
Tak: *eyes the mustard* Ew… No thanks…
Wizard: Zim is indisposed, so I will! *beheads the tallest Maniaclly laughing as she does so!*
Wizard: Anything else, Kenji?
Kenji: Yeah, first, someone get Sora's hair wet so it has no hair products in it.
Wizard: *dunks water on Sora, the hair stays up* WTFrick? 0_0
Sora: It's natural.
Wizard: … DIE SORA! *beheads Sora*
Kenji: Uh… anyway, I dare Zim to kiss Tak…
Zim: NEVER! I WILL NOT KISS TAK!
Tak: … *goes to Zim and kisses him*
Zim: ! … *blushes*
Kenji: GIR! STOMP ON YOUR PIGGY!
Wizard: Don't cry GIR! *hugs him* You don't have to, okay?
GIR: T- Thank you nice lady… I… I love you… *sniff*
Kenji: Dib! Say Zim is a normal Human!
Kenji: … Oooookay… MOE!
MOE: *salutes* Yes sir?
Kenji: Be normal.
Wizard: Uh… Kenji? That's two explosions now…
Kenji: Lol… Zim, hug a human!
Zim: *is busy still kissing Tak*
Wizard: … *pulls them apart and hugs Zim*
Zim: Hey! PUT ME DOWN!
Wizard: *puts him down and GLOMPS InuYasha*
Wizard: Anyway, time to go! Please request again soon! And next episode you can request any pranks on Avatar Last Airbender, Digimon, or Death Note.
Dib: No… Please say you didn't-
Wizard: *hides a Death Note behind her back* Lets just say I have extra persuasion to get you guys to do stuff. : )
Dib: 0_0 We are screwed…
Wizard: lol… BYE!