Not As Planned

Modern Day

"So this is it."


"This is the big surprise."


"Spot… this is an empty warehouse."

"I know."

"This isn't a surprise. This is an empty warehouse. It's a trespassing charge at best."

"Aw come on, I was trying to do something nice!"

"By getting me arrested for trespassing?"

"No one's getting arrested. And we're not trespassing! I work here."

"What happened to that shipping company you were working for?"

"This is it! Or rather it will be it. We're moving our headquarters and I got put in charge of making sure that the new warehouse is in tip top shape."

"And you decided it would be a good date for our six month anniversary."


"Remind me why I'm with you."

"Because I do this."

"Oh god, what are you doing?"

"Unbuttoning your pants, what does it look like?"


"What it's not like we've never done this before."

"We're in public!"

"No one's here."

"Someone could be here! Besides you shouldn't abuse your responsibilities."

"Great, fucking great. I date the one guy in all of New York who not only won't put out, but lectures me about it too."

"Shut up, Spot. It's not like we've never had sex."

"I just thought it'd be nice and spontaneous. Sorry for fucking up."

"You didn't fuck up… you just… I don't want to have sex in a warehouse is all. It's not exactly on my list of things to do."

"Not even when I do this?"

"Oh god! Spot…"

"Come on. You can't not like that."

"It's not… I don't… Please do that again…. Oh god!"

"So I take it you're rethinking the 'no-sex-in-an-empty-warehouse' policy?"

"Yeah I think I could reconsider."