By the Way…

Modern Day

"Hey Jack?"

"Yeah Davey?"

"I need to tell you something."

"Sure, what?"

"God, I can't even get the words out. It's like they're all jumbled together."

"Everything alright Dave?"

"Yes. No. I mean yes, but maybe no."


"Jack, I'm gay."




"Is that a good 'oh' or a bad 'oh.'"

"It's just 'oh.' Jesus Davey give me a minute to think."

"If you want me to go."

"No! I mean. It's not that I care that you're gay or anything it's just a surprise."


"Yeah I mean, you're still my best friend."

"Thanks Jack."

"So while you have me here, are there any other bomb shells you wanna drop?"

"Well since you mention it… You know Sean Conlon?"



"Are you guys…?"


"Oh god, Dave…"