Meiko: You'll give him "The Talk", and you'll do it right already!
Kaito: But-! But-! I-! Okay...
Kaito: Hey... Len.
Len: Wait. *holds up hand* Just a minute. "Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boo-" Awwww... Okay, so what did you want?
Kaito: Well... As you g-grow up... You'll notice-
Len: Oh, God, no. Please not this. Not again. We already went through it in school...
Kaito: You did?
Len: Yes. Of course.
Kaito: I'll... be going, then...
Len: No! *grabs kaito's arm*
Kaito: *le sigh* What now?
Len: Maybe we could talk about something else? Like... I dunno... *points at pillow* This?
Kaito: *eyebrow raised...* Pillow talk?
Len: Huh? P-pillow talk? *epic hopeful face*
Kaito: Sure. Why not?
Len: A-ah... Never mind! Con-continue! OuO
Kaito: There are all different kinds of pillows...
Len: *stares blankly* Lolwut.
Kaito: They come in many shapes and sizes. This one's a star. It's the colour of your hair... But it has ugly eyes, and seemingly chocolate ice cream spilt on it.
Kaito: This one's thick. I used to have a thick one. Then I replaced it with a thin one.
Kaito: This one's a pink one. It's pink. *continues ranting about pillows for a few hours*
Len: *is asleep*
Kaito: Aww... He's asleep... How cute... What a shota... *lingers over said shota* Muahahahaha!
*dun dun duuuuuuun*