Haymitch and Fredrick
AUTHORS NOTE: THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC EVER! IM SO EXCITED! OK, I DEDICATE THIS TO MY AWESOME FIREND, NO NAMER44! LOVE YOU! OK WE WERE TEXTING WHICH GAVE ME THIS GREAT IDEA! AGAIN THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC, SO PLZ DON'T BE JERKS. I WANT CRITISCISM BUT DON'T BE MAJOR HATERS. DON'T FORGET TO FAV,REVIEW, AND RATE!
This story takes place after "Mockingjay" but before the epilogue
What? Where am I? Oh, I'm in my kitchen. I wake up to stench of spirits and vomit. Mmmmmm! Over the years I have came to love the scent over the years. Oh god, my hangover is a living h***. I have a fun idea I should go see what Sweetheart and Bread Boy are doing!
15 minutes later…..
"HAYMITCH GET OUT!" Katniss yells as she tries to cover her exposed body.
When I was just about to make my smart a** remark, she slammed the door right in my face. Effie would be ashamed, you don't just slam the door right in people's faces; even though she did the same thing to me 2 days ago… huh, the world really hates me.
On my way back to my house a squirrel comes up to me. He has a..a strange smile on his face( authors note: his smile is like this :-"3 but imagine there is quotation marks on the other side too…)
He is just staring me with those big, bulgy eyes.
"FINE!'" I yell. I throw him a scrap of food to him. He seems satisfied because then he leaves me alone. My hangover hurts, I'm going to bed.
15 hours later..
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I scream. There he is, the squirrel I fed that scrap of meat too. I know he isn't going to leave me alone any time soon. Maybe I should throw a box of Raisin Brain at it. But that's when it hit me! I haven't been drinking since it came along! This squirrel is my savior, my key to soberness! And my key to laugh into the capitol's faces ( authors note: ;) oh Haymitch….. that's all I can say to that.)
" OK squirrel, you are now my pet. I will name you…. Fredrick! Ok, I'm going to put a video camera on you and you are going to go film Lover Boy and Girl on Fire!" Fredrick looks at him in a very confused "Well go!" Fredrick runs into their house while Haymitch is cussing about how stupid creatures can be.
When Fredrick runs to the back yard, unknowing that Katniss is returning form, hunting. She sees Fredrick. Stupid creature. Your going to die. Stupid. Why is there a video camera? (that was Katniss)
She shoots the animal right threw his tiny heart. He dies almost instantly ( authors note: poor Fredrick! It broke my heart to type this /3) She picks up the squirrel. " Dang, its light on fat. Peeta I got dinner!" "OK hunny, bring it in!"
Meanwhile Haymitch grows inpatient. " WHERE IS THE D*** THING!" Of course, I have to go all the way over to their house(which is right beside his.) to go get Fredrick. So he barges into their house and enters the kitchen to find, low and behold, a roasted squirrel. NO, NO IT CAN'T BE! Then he looked to his right to find the video camera he put on Fredrick.
" FREDRICK! WHY?" Haymitch screamed as he dropped to his knees.
AUTHORS NOTE: THAT WASN'T TO AWFUL RIGHT? OK TELL ME IF I SHOULD MAKE A SEQUEL OR A PREQUEL. DON'T FORGET TO RATE, REVIEW, AND FAVORITE! ONCE AGAIN THIS IS DEDICATED TO NO NAMER 44! YOUR AWESOME!