20A/N: I was reading the commentry of my immortal (This one was done by Marika. I love her stories!) and i found it extremely funny so i decided to read more. I read a post of My Immortal in which MissAnnoying-LostInWarblerland made the characters of HP comment on the story, but unfortunately (for her) she wasn't able to finish it. And fortunately (for me) I'm going to do it! yay...
Dear Professor Dumbeldore,
Two girls I know have come across a most interesting piece of work and would like to share it with some of your students. Please ask Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley and Ron Weasley to be at the address attatched to this note at 3:00 pm on Saturday 6th of July. If you wish, you may also invite Neville Longbottem, Severus Snape and Miss. Trawlony. And of course you may also be there, if you wish to be.
Thank you,
Helena Hoggleburn.
So on the 6th of July, Draco, Harry, Hermione, Ginny, Ron, Neville and Professor Dumbledore sat waiting for those two girls to arrive
At long last, two pretty girls entered holding some loose papers
"Hi my name is Selene and this is Danielle," the girl on the right said, "We were going through some things a while ago and we saw your names come up in a hillarious story, so we're here to tell you that story. Let me begin.
"AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)-
"No one thinks that's funny," Harry said, always the ice-breaker
-2 my gf (ew not in that way)
"You said it!" Hermione exclaimed.
raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling.
"Spelling? I'm not even reading the story and I can tell that there must be about a dozen spelling mistakes in just that sentence," Draco drawled
U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2!
"Poor Justin," Ginny said, while glancing at Draco, who was sitting next to her. Draco smirked
MCR ROX!
"Who the f-" Draco started but he was cut off by Professor Dumbeldore.
"Mr. Malfoy,"
"Sorry sir."
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness ("Spelled D-a-r-k-*apostrphe*- n-e-s-s, by the way," Danielle pointed out)
"Unnecessary apostrophe," Hermione muttered
Dementia
"Dementia? Dementia is a disease for memory loss. That explains the story," Hermione said pompously.
Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)
"People are born with hair?" Ron asked, confused.
with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears
"Limpid tears? What the heck is that supposed to mean?" Harry asked
and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).
A few people stood up to leave, but Dumbledore stopped them
I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.
"Incest!" Ron and Harry shouted at the same time
I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.
"Oh yeah. Because all other vampire teeth are crooked and yeallow," Ginny said sarcastically
I have pale white skin.
"Aren't all vampires pale?" Ron asked
I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England
"Scotland," They all said
where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen).
"I have nothing to say," Draco said, annoyed.
I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets
"Because pink is such a GOTHIC colour," Draco drawled as he rolled his eyes
and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation,
"Why would she need white foundation if she's pale?"
black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining
"Snowing and raining? Even I know that's not possible," Neville said.
so there was no sun, which I was very happy about.
"Happy?" Ron asked
A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Isn't she just a ray of sunshine?" Hermione said.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was...
"Oh please just say. The suspense is absolutely killing me!" Draco said leaning forward in his chair.
... Draco Malfoy!
"Wh-what?" He said, his previous courage quickly slipping while Harry, Hermione & Ron laughed openly.
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Why me?" He said, burying his face in Ginny's shoulder, who, while Draco wasn't looking, laughed mutely.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
"Shy? I am most definately not shy! Malfoys cannot-" Draco started indigantly.
"Oh hush," Ginny said while the others laughed.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
"What a lovely and pointless coversation," Hermione said.
"Thank goodness I'm saved!"
"She has friends?" Neville asked surprised.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
"It is not! My poor boyfriend!" Ginny said while trying to hide her laughter but eventually gave up