20A/N: I am SO sorry! I didn't realize I already started this chapter! So to make it up, I'm posting THREE chapters‼ Haza!
AN: stop flassing
"Flassing? Doesn't she mean FLOSSING?" Harry asked
"Yes. She wants everybody to have bad teeth and bad breath. She is the worst enemy of dental care!" Neville said dramatically
ok! if u do de prep!
"So if you have clean teeth then you're a prep? I would not want to be a Goth, or 'goff' if it meant to have bad teeth… well I suppose that since Goths like black, they would like black teeth…" Draco said.
Everyone in the class stared at me
"At least some people are normal," Hermione said.
and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked
"Really Draco, have the decency to wear clothes!" Ginny said mock angrily
Draco glared at her.
and started begging me to take him back.
"Ok, I do not particularly like Malfoy, and I am not defending him, but his abundance of pride must have been dead when he was begging in front of a class for a crazy Goth girl to take him back naked," Harry said, "No one, with the smallest bit of pride would have done that after two days, maybe less,"
"Thank you Potter," Draco said grudgingly when Ginny nudged him lightly.
"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly.
"And what does he mean by that? I mean obviously, Harry and Malfoy are both gay. And Malfoy was just trying to keep up his reputation," Ron chirped.
Harry and Draco glared at him.
My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly.
"What kind of name is B'loody Mary Smith? And what the heck does she mean by 'understatedly'?!"
She flipped
"Lots of flipping in this story," Neville muttered
her long waste-length gothic black hair
"How is black hair Gothic," Ginny asked as Harry patted his own jet black hair as if wondering if his hair was 'Gothic'.
and opened her crimson eyes like blood
"So she was sleeping in class? Yet she nodded at… whoever she is? This is getting creepier by the minute," Ron said
"I'm pretty sure that we know that blood is red, and crimson is basically red. Why must she elaborate? She really is the Redundant Goth of Redundantness," Hermione said.
"Really Hermione? She's sleeping in class and that's what you point out?" Ron said
"Well, Ronald, considering this story is stupid enough; there is no point in pointing out its many, many plot errors. Might as well point out its other errors," Hermione stuck her nose in the air and folded her arms.
that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on.
"Oh gosh, this girl makes no sense," Ginny said putting her head on Draco's shoulder
Hermione
"WHAT?!" Hermione shrieked.
Draco grinned, "Continue, please,"
was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires
Ron started to laugh at this point, didn't seem to be stopping for a very long time, while Hermione's face had gone as pale as B'loody Mary Smith's and her jaw had comically dropped open.
and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed
"Everyone is depressed in this story," Harry said trying to hold back his laughter. Hermione, was still in the same state of shock.
about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )
Everyone in the room turned to Hermione expectantly and waited for her to say something, because Hermione always has something to say.
Once out of her reverie, the first thing she said was, "uheruaugh," It took Hermione a while to say something actually comprehendible, which was, "How?" She took a deep breath and continued, "I-I'm not going to say anything, since that's beyond my intelligence," (Everyone gasped) "but, Malfoy you're in Slytherin right?"
"Yes Granger. I'm in Slytherin. Wonderful observation,"
"Are you a Satanits?"
Ginny giggled and Draco's smirk turned into a scowl, "No,"
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
Neville laughed, "Professor Snape has the best insults,"
Ron nodded, "Ridiculous dimwit is definitely on my best-insults-to-use-on-Malfoy list,"
"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.
"Wait what? I thought she was dating me? Talk about a cheater," Draco said as Ginny hit him lightly.
"Malfoy! She's implying that we DATED. Or possibly something worse, and you care about that?" Harry sounded offended
Everyone gasped.
"There's a lot of gasping in this story. I wonder why no one has run out air yet," Ginny said.
I don't know why Ebony
"What? I thought she was Ebony?" Neville said obviously confused
"Yeah, she's gone bonkers," Harry agreed.
"This story is ridiculous. It gives books and stories a bad name. Professor may I please leave early?" Hermione asked hopefully.
"I'm sorry Miss Granger, but we are required to leave together." Professor Dumbledore said.
was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony)
"OK, I can understand the weirdo girl being bi, but I am not," Draco said.
"Malfoy! You shouldn't worry about coming out of the closet. We won't tell anyone if you don't want us to," Ron said happily.
"Shut up Weasley,"
for a while but then he broke my heart.
"That's an awesome thing to do, Harry, but I didn't know Malfy boy had a heart," Ron said and he and Neville held up their hands for Harry to high five.
Harry grinned and high fived them, "I know- wait, MALFOY AND I NEVER DATED!" His grin quickly changed to a frown.
He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)
"Oh… gosh… please just STOP!" Hermione cried.
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Ginny laughed. Seriously. She laughed like that.
"She lost her virility… she lost her… Malfoy I can't believe you dated a boy!" Hermione said.
"How do you bust into tears?" Neville asked, "Can I have a demonstration,"
Ron stood and started to pull some dance moves while fake crying.
A/N: Next chapter should be up in like half an hour