A/N: So I was thinking, why are we the ONLY ones who can enjoy the stupidity, My Immortal? Why can't little kids enjoy it? They deserve to know what is the most idiotic story in the world! So I have decided to make a CLEAN version of MY IMMORTAL! The swear words will be replaced by (*)'s and the horrible sex scenes will have a fair warning. Just remember to have a box of tissues ready. The little ones might cry because of the stupid, idiotic story :'(

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da h*** out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major ******g hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about.

A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was….Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!