A/N: Hi peoples! Howya doing? Yeah I really don't know what to say sooooo... Anywho, I currently have my friend cpg (AKA ChickWithThePurpleGuitar) controlling my account for... reasons. Getting back to the topic on hand, I hope you like this collection of drabbles. I wrote them based off of random quotes (thanks to my sister for collecting said quotes) so some of them don't make a lot of sense. Oh and if you haven't read Nahtaivel: Leviathan Retold (1. which is written by cpg and I 2. if you haven't read it you should. now.) most of these won't make sense. *sigh* on last thing: most of these exist outside of the space-time continuum. Pretty much just assume that unless mentioned otherwise they are on the ground Alek knows Deryn's a girl, and nobody's dead. Enjoy! And please review!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own most of these characters. Actually, the only characters I own are Apocalypsia/Bethany and half of Joe. Everybody else is owned by Scott Westerfeld. And cpg.

When life gives you lemons, squirt juice in your enemy's eyes.
-Happy Bunny

"Uhh, what are you guys doing?" Asked Kara, as she and Apocalypsia walked into the kitchen.

Alek and Deryn were stirring a large pitcher of liquid. Alek looked up. "We found some lemons and now we're making lemonade!"

"Alek, you're so stupid," Scolded Kara. "When life gives you lemons, you obviously squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes."

"Yeah," Said Apocalypsia. "Like this." She picked up half a lemon, squeezed the juice into her hand, and flicked it into Alek's eyes.

He fell to the ground screaming.