18Disclaimer: FF7 belongs to squaresoft, any teams mentioned belong to the NFL, any similarity (probably a typo) to FF7 goes to the Super Bowl I'm really sorry that belongs to the author who wrote it.
Other notes: Read it!
One day in Cloud's villa everyone was doing nothing. Red was sleeping. Vincent was sitting on the couch watching RapCity wit Barret. Aeris was daydreaming about Sephiroth. Tifa was flirting with Cloud, Cloud was backed up in a corner. Yuffie was looking all the materia she stole. Caitsith was uhhh who cares? Finally Cid was looking at his playboy he just got.
As dumb as Cloud is he just remembered somthing!
Cloud: hey I just remembered somthing I got seats for a football game!
Cid: Sweet! Who's playing?
Cloud: uhh I don't know.
Red: dumbass
Everyone exsept cloud busted out laughing
Cloud: grr
Cloud:looking at the ticket:: the Arizona Cardinals vs. The Pittsburgh
Steelers
Cid: hahaha The Cardinals gonna kick ass against the Steelers
Flesh-N-Bone: (LOUD VOICE) Damn you the Steelers will go all the way moron
Cid: hahaha not a chance
Vincent: I have my money on the Steelers
Everyone exsept Vincent: I wouldn't bet much!
Barret: Both teams suck the Dallas Cowboys rule the NFL!
Everyone starts argueing over the best team
Cloud: guys, guys,
Cloud: (YELLING) EVERYONE SHUT UP
Cid: how bout not
Cloud: if you wanna go to the game we have to go now!
Cid: ::thinking:: hardass I wish I could give him a piece of my mind
Cloud: lets go
Aeris+Tifa+Yuffie: Why aren't we getting any lines in this?
Flesh-N-Bone: (Loud Voice) be glad your getting any lines! This is a football story
Red: who is all coming?
Cloud: I already called Sephiroth
Areis: ::Jumping wildly:: Sephiroth!
Cloud: uhhh yeah
Barret: kewl lets get the hell out of here
Meanwhile they all get in the highwind and go to 3 Rivers Stadium
Cid: this is $(*&!$ sweet
Flesh-N-Bone: (Loud Voice) Damnit who turned on the censors?
Janet_Reno: Hey kids are reading this somone had t- WHOA!
Janet_Reno: ::falling off a cliff::
Flesh-N-Bone: biiiiiitch oh oops continue
Vincent: okaaaay that was weird anyway lets go in
Sephiroth: did you forget I was in this fanfic to?
Flesh-N-Bone: I was trying to
Sephiroth: ::whispering to no one:: little bitch always gets hi-
Flesh-N-Bone: hey do you need me to tell u again? Get on wit the damn
story or I'll make you look at Areis
Areis: Hey!
Flesh-N-Bone: ::laughing:: slut
Sephiroth: ok ok I'll be good!
Aeris: ::sobing::
So anyway they finally get into the stadium
Stay tooned for part 2 of FF7 goes to a football game… like it so far? If I get enough reviews I'll write the 2nd one soon