5DISCLAIMER: None of it is owned by me, copyright infringement NOT intended, I'm just a fan, I make no profit from this.
Hitler. In the Reichstag. With a box of matches.
Rasputin. In the Scottish Ruins. With an interdimensional machine.
Trevor Bruttenholm. In the Scottish Ruins. With a Baby Ruth bar.
Kroenen. In the museum. With whirling blades of Nazi Metal Jedi DEATH!
Abe. In the library. With psychic palm-channeled fish-guy powers
Hellboy's cats. In Hellboy's room. With fuzzy cuteness.
Sammael. In the subway. With an ungodly tongue-lash.
The Samaritan. In Hellboy's hand. With really big bullets.
Liz. In the psych-house. With a blazing inferno.
John Myers. In Hellboy's room. With a cart-full of "Pamcakes."
Agent Clay. In the underground tunnels. With fake hair.
Ilsa. In the mausoleum. With a hammer.
King Balor. On the ancient battlefield. With a golden crown holding the power to unleash an indestructible mechanical army that knows no mercy.
Prince Nuada. In the auction house. With a box of tooth fairies.
Manning. In the hallway. With a roll of antacids.
Mr. Wink. In the Troll Market. With a monster mechanical fist.
Johann. In the locker room. With a can of whoop-ass.
The Angel of Death. In the Nightlands. With a dozen eyeballs.
Princess Nuala. In the Golden Army chamber. With a pretty knife.
Hellboy. In the library. With five-fingered Mary.
OceanFire9. On the web. With a cheap word processor.
Probably my shortest piece yet, but hopefully still among the funnier ones that I've done.