This is a parody fic of the song Summer Nights from Grease. Hope you like it!


"ELPHIEEEEEE! OH MY OZ, TELL ME EVERYTHING! I DEMAND TO KNOW EVERY LAST DETAIL!" Galinda's high-pitched shriek rang throughout the dorms as she hopped on the bed beside her roommate with Pfanee and Shenshen.

"Hey, Fiyero, how was your date with Elphaba?" Avaric asked Fiyero, punching him lightly on the the shoulder as he and Boq joined him on the bleachers on the other end of campus.

"It was great," Fiyero and Elphaba answered simultaneously, one bright and cheery and the other monotonous. Give you one guess as to whose was which.

"That's it? Just… 'great?'" Pfanee asked, shaking Elphaba's arm impatiently. Galinda carefully, brushed Pfanee's hand away, thinking that she was lucky it was still attached to her body.

"Great? How can a date with Elphaba be anything but mediocre?" Boq laughed. Fiyero responded by punching his face.

"You have to give us details, Elphie," Galinda prodded as the three of them grinned at Elphaba. Setting her book down, Elphaba sat up straighter, and stared at them.

"Hey, it was a good date!" Fiyero protested.

"Come on, man. What happened?" Avaric asked.

"College lovin' got me a haircut," Fiyero sang.

College lovin' , touched Fiyero's butt," Elphaba started.

"Slapped by a girl, angry at me."

"But I swear, it was accidently."

"College days driftin' away, to uh-oh those college nights," they sang in harmony. Everyone's eyes lit up in reply.

Boys and Girls - "Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh."

Boys - "Tell me more, tell me more."

Boq - "How much hair got cut off?"

Girls – "Tell me more, tell me more."

Pfanee – "Isn't he a jerk-off?"

Everyone – "Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh."

Fiyero – "She skipped by me, On a walk through the town."

Elphaba – "He ran me over, sleeping around."

Fiyero – "I saved her life, she nearly fell."

Elphaba – "He tried to flirt, smirking at me."

Elphaba and Fiyero – "College fun, something's begun, but uh-oh those college nights."

Everyone – "Uh well-a well-a well-a huh."

Girls – "Tell me more, tell me more."

Galinda – "Were his white pants real tight?"

Boys – "Tell me more, tell me more."

Avaric – "Was it all green in sight?"

Everyone – "Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh."

Fiyero – "Took her to dinner at the café."

Elphaba – "He got lost, could not find the way."

Fiyero – "We made out, she liked my face."

Elphaba – "He didn't get to second base."

Fiyero and Elphaba – "College fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those college nights."

Everyone – "Uh well-a well-a well-a huh."

Boys – "Tell me more, tell me more."

Boq – "But you don't gotta brag."

Girls – "Tell me more, tell me more."

Shenshen – "'sides he sounds like a drag"

Everyone – "shoo-foq foq, shoo-foq foq, shoo-foq foq, shoo-foq foq, shoo-foq foq, shoo-foq foq, shoo-foq foq, YEH."

Elphaba – "He got creepy, holding my hand."

Fiyero – "While she got friendly down in the sand."

Elphaba – "It was weird, I called the police."

Fiyero – "Well she was green, you know what I mean."

Everyone – "Woah!"

Elphaba and Fiyero – "Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those college nights."

Everyone – "woo, woo, woo."

Girls – "Tell me more, tell me more."

Pfanee – "Did he leave with a kiss?"

Boys – "Tell me more, tell me more"

Avaric – "Dude, just how could you miss?"

Elphaba – "Cops showed up, that's where it ends."

Fiyero – "But I told her, we'd still be friends."

Elphaba – "Then I bailed him out of jail."

Fiyero – "Sent her a thank you note in the mail."

Both – "Summer dreams ripped at the seams,
bu-ut oh, those co-ollege nights..."

Everyone – "Tell me more, tell me more!"


Question of the Day: Between Elphaba and Fiyero, whose story do you think more accurately described the date?

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