-In which, what Madara couldn't accomplish could be done by two little babies

Okay, this was (and still is) chapter 65 of my collection of oneshots It's funny when but, because it got positive reviews and because I loved it so much, I am making this its own story. So hooray! This is my 47th story, and hopefully I'll get the next chapter up pretty soon. Enjoy!

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❤❀~Chapter One~❀❤

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"Oh, dear, this is bad..."

"You're telling me! Kakashi-sensei, both Teme and Sakura-chan look like they want to kill me!"

"I'm . . . I'm sure that's not the case, Naruto-kun."

"Yeah? Then how do you explain their evil-eyed 'I'm-gonna-kill-you-Naruto/Dobe' glare, Hinata-chan?"

"Well . . ."

"See? I'm dead, Hinata-chan! Dead! Dead!" And with that, Naruto fell to the ground, buried his face in the dirt, and cried a river of tears. "My life's ruined!"

Your life's ruined? Both Sasuke and Sakura seemed to think along those lines. They glanced at each other and started plotting out their stupid teammate's slow and painful death.

"Well . . ." Kakashi tried to think of something to say to cheer Naruto up. "At least, Tsunade hasn't found out yet. Imagine what would happen if she finds out that her top medic and one of her top shinobi are now babies."

But all that did was make Naruto cry even more. "Oh, no! I'll never become Hokage if that happened!" He gasped and hugged his sensei's ankles. "Kakashi-sensei! You have to help me! I can't die yet! I'm only eigthteen! I'm too young to die!"

"Goo-gioonk gah-guoo!" You think you're young? "Joo-u-gah goo ehch awga ha-saa-uu-k!" Just look at me and Sasuke-kun!

"Hn." You better fix this, dobe.

"Aw! You two are just so . . . so cute!" And Hinata went to pick up her girl friend. "Especially you, Sakura-chan! So adorable! Yes, you are! Yes, you are!"

"Hee-ah-na-an!" Hinata-chan! Baby Sakura looked as though she would start crying. Why was nobody trying to come up with a solution? She didn't want to stay a baby forever!

"Aw, is someone a bit grumpy?"

"Gahpy?" Grumpy? "Id u saey saa-uu-k?" Did you see Sasuke-kun?

And everyone, though they didn't understand Sakura at all, turned to stare at the Uchiha who was glaring at his rival.

"Yikes..." was Kakashi's only response.

"I . . . I never knew a baby could glare like that..." Hinata shuddered.

"His aura . . . it's scarier . . . than Orochimaru." Naruto said, finally done crying.

"Orow-i-maa-roo?" Orochimaru? (A/N: Did I need to translate that?) Baby Sakura's head turned this way and that. "Oo-eier?" Where? Being a little baby reversed all of Sakura's courage, tears were now forming in her eyes. "Oo-eier esz de secri mmein?" Where is the scary man?

"Oh, no, now you've done it." Kakashi said, now covering his ears.

Baby Sasuke ran up to Hinata and pulled on the girl's shirt. "Stouop er!" Stop her! "bdEfour...!" Before...!

"Now, now, Saki, don't—"

"WAAAAAAAAAH!" Sakura's cry was so loud that the whole ninja world and the whole ninja afterworld could hear. "IIISSSOOOOU!" SSSHISSSOOOOU!

"OH, NOO!" Naruto was panicking now. "She called for—"

But before Naruto could finish his sentence, the whole world seemed to have turned into the apacolypse. The birds stopped singing, the earth started shaking, trees were falling, and a trail of smoke rose in the air.

"WHERE IS SHE?"

"Oh, lord..." Kakashi's face paled. "Naruto, you better start running or at least find a hiding spot."

"WHERE'S MY APPRENTICE?"

"Eh-heh, how much do you want to bet that she'll come directly after me?" Naruto asked. "I mean, maybe she'll go after Sasuke?"

"NARUTO!"

"Nope!" Baby Sasuke smirked.

"COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE THE WORM YOU ARE!"

"Yikes!" And Naruto, not knowing what to do, hid his head in the ground like an osterich would.

"Hn, Dobe."

"NARUTO!" Tsunade was upon them in seconds. She grabbed Naruto's collar and ripped him out of the dirt and shook him in the air. "WHERE—IS—MY—APPRENTICE?"

"Well . . . funny thing . . . about that..." Kakashi laughed nervously and pointed at Hinata. "She's right there."

And Tsunade froze and her head slowly turned to the Hyuga heiress. For a long, long, long, long while, she didn't move and only stared. But once she regained herself, she dropped Naruto, and her head turned from him and then back to Hinata over and over again.

"Baachan?" Naruto asked, too afraid of her reaction. Oh, god, here it comes... I, Uzumaki Naruto, leave all my belongings to—

"HOLY S**T! HINATA, WHEN WERE YOU PREGNANT?" Tsunade shrieked. "CONGRADS! But Hinata, how come those children don't look like you or Naruto and like Sakura and Sasuke?"

"Well . . . that . . ." Hinata was turning bloody red.

Baby Sakura reached out for her teacher. "I . . . I . . . Isou..." Shisou... She cried.

"HOLD THE COW! IT IS SAKURA AND SASUKE, ISN'T IT?"

"Hn?" It? We're people, you know! Sasuke was back to glaring now.

And Tsunade was back to holding Naruto by the collar and shaking him til he turned blue and red and black. "YOU FOOL! DO YOU THINK KONOHA CAN SURVIVE ANOTHER PUBERTY FROM THOSE TWO? SASUKE WENT CRAZY WITH 'I-GOTTA-DESTROY-KONOHA' REVENGE AND SAKURA WAS WRECKING BUILDINGS! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COMPENSATE FOR THE FUTURE DAMAGE, HUH?"

That was so NOT puberty! both Baby Sakura and Sasuke were now glaring at Tsunade. But if things kept going like this then they couldn't gurantee the safety of their home village.

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P.S. I'll be working on the next chapter of Top Girl, for those of you who have been patiently waiting for so long for a new chappie to that story.

P.S. 2. Read True Heroes by littledustbunny! It's a real good story! I loved it!