Disclaimer: Haha. As if I could ever actually own a Japanese anime. I'M IN AMERICA PEOPLE!

The day started out normal enough. In class 1-A, the twins Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru were annoying the hell out of scholarship student girl-in-disguise Fujioka Haruhi. They got away with it, of course, but this was not unusual.

In class 2-A, half-French Host-King Suoh Tamaki was daydreaming about possible future Hosting cosplays and ways to get his "daughter" (the previously mentioned scholarship student girl-in-disguise) into girl clothes. Shadow king Ootori Kyoya was thinking of ways to boost profits brought in by the Host Club.

In class 3-A, sweet and lovable yet totally badass Haninozuka Mitskuni (Honey for short) was daydreaming about cake. Which is perfectly acceptable since it's Honey. His cousin, stoic, strong, silent, I-have-no-idea-what-he's-thinking Morinozuka Takashi (Mori for short), was probably thinking about protecting his cousin. I have no clue what goes on in Mori's head.

Anyway, perfectly normal day. Nothing crazy happened (crazy being a relative term, since some of Tamaki's ideas were pretty out there). But when Tamaki, Kyoya, Hikaru, Kaoru, Haruhi, and Honey met outside Music Room 3, their club room, they were not expecting what was on the other side of that door.

Take me by the tongue
And I'll know you
Kiss me 'til you're drunk
And I'll show you

All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the mooooooooves like Jagger

Now, one of the members of the Ouran High School Host Club was in that room, singing and dancing to "Moves Like Jagger," by Maroon 5. Using process of elimination from the names in the previous paragraph, I think we can all guess who it was. And why the rest were standing with their mouths open in shock.

Tamaki's jaw touched the floor. Kyoya dropped his notebook. Haruhi wanted to know what had gotten into poor Mori (after all, a badass stoic person does not randomly sing and dance to an American pop song). The twins just laughed.

"Is he doing-"

"The chicken walk?"

Only Honey seemed unfazed by such an out-of-character action. This made sense because they were practically inseparable and likely kept no secrets.

And that's the story of how the Host Club learned a little more about the strong and silent type Host.

AN: Not quite sure where the idea came from. I know it was in a conversation with my friend Juice. Not like orange juice or anything. She's a real person. Anyway, I still don't know what possessed me to say it at all, and I didn't think of it until I said it. But by that point, I had to write it.

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