4Disclaimer: Charecters belong to Oda, song belongs to Creature Feature
(random people are talking)
"Hello everyone"
"I thought this was supposed to be a party, but it's pretty dead."
"It sure seems quiet. It's pretty dead."
"I see you brought a date this year."
"You're all liars! You said there was cotton candy!"
"Who made the gelatin spiders!"
"Any wine that is little more...red?"
"That's not candy, that's..."
(someone jingle the glass)
"Allright everybody, sit down, listen up, quiet down. I brough you all here to resigned the annual obituaries. Like every year we start with A and will end with Z. Okay, is the band ready?"
Froggy sounded guy yell "Ready!"
"Allright, hit it boys!"
Someone yell "And a one and a two.."
(music started to play)
A is for Ace
Who drowned in a pool
B is for Brook
Who was eaten by ghouls
C is for Chopper
With disease of the brain
D is for Doflamingo
Derailed on a train
E is for Eustass
Who was buried alive
F is foor Franky
Who was stabbed through the eye
G is for Gan Fall
Who died in the womb
H is for Helmeppo
Who was sealed in a tomb
One by one we bite the dust
We kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall down
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You'll wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down
I is for Iceberg
Who lost his front brakes
J is for Johnny
Who was bitten by snakes
K is for Keimi
Who was shot in the head
L is for Luffy
Who bled and bled
M is for Marco
Who burned to a crisp**
N is for Nami
Who was plummed by fists
O is for Olvia
Who lived life too fast
P is for Pell
Who swallowed some glass
(nonspecific singing)
(people are laughing)
"Allright, all together now!"
One by one we bite the dust
We kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number's up
We all fall down
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You'll wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down
Q is for Quinn***
Who took the wrong trail
R is for Robin
Who rotted in jail
S is for Sanji
Who shot with a bow
T is for Trafalgar
Who froze in the snow
U is for Usopp
Wh's trampled by hooves
V is for Vivi
Who fell of a roof
W is for Wiper
Who was hit by a car
X is for X Drake
Who sunk in the tar
Y is for Yosaku
Who fell from a plane
Z is for Zoro
Who siply went...
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INSANE!
(insane laughing)
**Actually it's impossible 'cause he is a phoenix, but lets play that it's possible ;)
***They don't have charecter to that letter, so I used my imagination