Author's note: Since the last installment, I wrote a lot of rules that caused me to nearly laugh myself silly when I wrote them…
Also, the reference in the last set to a different fanbase was to X-Men.
Finally, what would all of you guys say to a High-School AU of Sorts? I'd like to heait opinions.
Alright, here I go. Enough shameless self-promotion.
-Whoever used the holodeck to create a 21st century stripclub, don't. Just don't.*
-I don't care if Riker wants in, just say no.*
-Don't dress up as a Borg for Halloween. Picard almost killed the last guy to do that. The guy before that...eh, that's classified.*
-Replacing Spot with a "Webkinz" doll is dumb. So, once again, just don't.*
-No whoopie cushions on the bridge.**
-No Chinese finger toys on the bridge.**
-Nothing other than what is absolutely necessary on the bridge
-When using the holodeck always ALWAYS use safety protocols!***
-As much as you love that hologram, you cannot use the transporters to take them off the holodeck. We're not even sure that works anyway.***
-Yes, Data has an off switch. No, he will not tell you where it is.***
-Although he will note that the crude rumors flying around are false.***
-Whoever started the betting pool on when and if Commander Riker and Counselor Troi wil get back together is advised to disband it immediately.***
-Same goes for the one about the captain and Dr. Crusher, if you value your life.***
-"He doesn't get mad about it!" is no excuse to play pranks on Data.***
-Stop disabling the security mechanisms on the door to Data's quarters. Spot has escaped three times and, more importantly, fangirls have gotten in nine times.***
-Commander Riker's pickup lines are to be used by commander Riker only
-Starfleet command isn't evil, Just a little misguided sometimes
-Stop offering Picard ANY hair-care products.
-Alright, which of you decided it would be cute to boycott the transporter?
-'lunkhead' is not something you call the captain.
-You cannot start a "Bring your parent to work day"
-You cannot borrow captain Picard for said "Bring your parent to work day". Hopefully, he already knows what you do anyway.
Author's note: Rules marked with a * are attributed to Suggestions. Rules with a ** are attributed to Spacecadet777. Rules with a *** are attributed to hermione-of-Vulcan. As always, I value whatever suggestions you may have and beg you to keep 'em coming. You guys do not know how much you're helping this fic!