27A/N: This is my second attempt in writing a crossover. The last one was really bad, so I deleted it… okay, anyways, let us continue with this crossover… (FYI.: the Akatsuki is not after Kurama (the fox) otherwise the beginning of the book would only happen, and Tsunade would be obviously turning down Naruto's request to an adventure) Oh yeah, and Konoha is a island in the Grand Line.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor One Piece! If I did! well... Usopp wouldn't have such a long nose... (idk if I'm the first one to complain about it or not) ANYWAYS, Onward!
Chapter 1
Kurama Ate the Fruit, and an Adventure Begins
"I dare you to eat it," Naruto said, holding out the unknown devil's fruit.
"No way! If I do that, I can't swim!" Kurama exclaimed. Naruto sweat dropped.
"You're not really going to come out of the seal anyways. And when you do, your just going to be resealed again," Naruto told the Kyuubi.
"That was mean…"
"Yup, sure was," Naruto said, laughing a bit.
"Fine, but if I eat it, then you have to eat one too,"
"Are you kidding me! I don't even… have another one! It was so hard to get this stupid fruit into my head anyways!"
"I'm not going to eat it until you find another one and eat it!"
"But I won't be able to swim!" Naruto exclaimed sadly.
"You… can walk on water. Wait, so can I. Why are we arguing about this anyways? It's not like we're in the swimming team,"
"What's that?" Naruto asked, watching the fox sweat drop.
"Oh yeah, wrong time era…" Kurama said to himself, sighing. "I wish I was born in a time with computers… I love Halo 3, especially Xbox live."
"Huh?" Naruto was extremely confused.
"Never mind, I don't think anyone would get it, not just you, don't feel stupid again," Kurama said. Naruto never felt stupid.
"Are you going to eat it or not?"
"Fine," Kurama said, grabbing the tiny fruit with his gigantic hands. He took the orange shaped fruit, and ate it, without taking off the skin. He suddenly started to cough, and he grabbed his throat, trying to get it out, obviously being to small.
"Are you… trying… to KILL ME?" Kurama yelled between coughs.
"What's wrong?" Naruto asked, sweat dropping at Kurama's odd behavior, he definitely didn't seem like the murderer that killed countless people. Kurama finished his coughing spree.
"That tasted… HORRIBLE!" Naruto was nearly blown off his heels by the wind (and spit) coming from Kurama's mouth (maybe sound waves too).
"Really? Why didn't you eat it with ramen? I'm sure it would taste much better that way!" Naruto said, wondering what powers Kurama had gained.
"I wonder what fruit it was though, if it tasted that horrible, it must have been…"
"The Ramen Ramen Fruit!"
"NO WAY, REALLY?" Naruto asked, wondering what kind of powers it might have.
Kurama sweat dropped, "It was a joke," he sighed.
"Oh," Naruto said.
"Alright, you promised, go find another fruit for yourself to eat,"
Naruto sighed, knowing it wasn't going to be easy. He came out of his mind to find the fruit in his hands gone. He looked around, he was at Ichiraku Ramen. "Sevenths!" Naruto asked, on his seventh bowl (obviously), and Ayame handed him a bowl.
"Alright!" he said, completely Naruto, after he had finished (and had a huge belly). "I'm going to go on an adventure, to find a devil's fruit!"
"If you eat two, then you know, you'll die," Ayame said, worried.
"Yup, but my friend, Kurama, ate mine, on a dare," Naruto said, without lying.
"Uh… who's he?"
"A fox, a fox ate my fruit," Naruto said.
"Okay…" Ayame said awkwardly, while sweat dropping.
"To the SEA!" Naruto said enthusiastically, heading to the Hokage's office to tell them he was going on vacation.
"WHAT?" Tsunade exclaimed, as Naruto explained that he wanted to go for an adventure on the Grand Line.
"You do realize how dangerous that is?" Tsunade exclaimed. Shizune sweat dropped along with her pig.
"Tsunade-sama, I think Naruto deserves a vacation…" Shizune said.
Naruto waited and waited, finally, Tsunade accepted.
"I suggest you bring someone over age with you…"
"Oh yeah, don't worry, I have someone much, much over age with me!"
Tsunade sweat dropped, knowing exactly who he was talking about… damn Kurama, he was like a guardian to Naruto now that Naruto made friends with him, it was nice for someone to watch over him, but you know, Tsunade meant a human
"I mean in physical form…"
"Yep, he's physical alright."
"Human."
"Good enough."
Shizune and the pig (who's name I forgot) sweat dropped.
At that very moment Naruto left the Hokage's office, and had finished packing a bag, leaved his house, and went towards the sea, to rent a boat (he saved up a lot of money), The Straw Hat Pirates anchored Going Sunny, and went towards the town called Konoha.
Luffy was yelling, "MEAT!" for Luffy had figured out the combination (a miracle that is) to the refrigerator, and ate everything. Sanji was pissed off, and they were all dying of hunger.
Naruto ran into the lot of them. "Hungry?" he had heard the chorus of growling stomachs, and automatically assumed that.
"I WANT MEAT!" Luffy yelled loudly. People passing by stared at him. Everybody sweat dropped.
"Would you be so kind, Mister, to treat us?" Nami said, suddenly invading Naruto's personal space.
"Er…" Naruto was blushing, because Nami was pretty, but not as pretty as Sakura-chan.
Sanji was red and puffing smoke out of his ears and nose, but Nami, once again, ran low on money on the last restock on food supplies, but Luffy ate it all (he miraculously found out the combination in one try, but he didn't even know how to use it so...).
Naruto sweat dropped, and found himself sitting with eight people, at Ichiraku's.
Luffy was eating bowl after bowl, Sanji was flirting with Ayame, Nami, and Robin, Nami was eating quietly along with Robin and Franky, Zoro was asleep in his chair, after he had finished two bowls, and Usopp and Chopper were fooling around with their food and putting chopsticks in their noses.
"Your cool. Do you want to be my Nakama?" Luffy asked curiously. Suddenly, everybody (but Zoro who was sleeping) looked at him. Luffy had his mouth full, so Naruto was sure he didn't hear him right.
Luffy swallowed and asked the same question.
"Well, um… you're pirates right?"
"Yeah," Luffy answered on his twenty fourth bowl, (stacked one after another).
"Are you headed to the grand line?"
"Yeah, I wanna be the Pirate King!"
"Really? That sounds cool! What do you have to do?" Naruto asked, with sparkles in his eyes.
"Find One Piece!" Luffy said, throwing sparkles of adventure too.
"That sounds amazing! I wanna come!" Naruto said, throwing the same sparkles of adventure.
"Great… two idiots," Nami said, sweat dropping.
Luffy finished eating his hundred and first bowl and was full. Naruto looked at his used to be stuffed froggy wallet, it was all flat now. Naruto looked sadly at it, and the frog sighed.
"Wake up, Zoro!" Nami yelled at Zoro as hard as she could.
"Huh? Morning already?" Zoro said, looking up at Nami's face in his ear.
Naruto and Ayame sweat dropped.
They finally walked out towards Thousand Sunny, and were headed out to the next island on the grand line.
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