This song was inspired by the YouTube video "Making a Man out of Rory" by the YouTube user -oh god I don't want to say this- "K9HumpsMyLeg". I am going to wash off my keyboard now and I will never write that username EVER AGAIN. Not unless I get to hug David Tennant as a reward.

I hope you like reading this as much as I liked making it!

DISCLAMER: I do not own any part of Doctor Who. If I did, Matt Smith would film in California at some point.

I do not own any part of Disney nor do I own the original song. Nor would I WANT to; because frankly, I think that most of what Disney makes is complete crap.

The chorus of this song was made by the YouTube user "alittledecoy". GO TELL THAT USER HOW AWESOME THEY ARE!


Make A Man Out of You (Doctor Who style)

{AKA Make a Lord Out of You}

/Sung to the tune of "Make a Man Out of You" from Disney's "Mulan"/

Let's get down to business
To defeat the House.
Did they send me Adipose,
When I asked for K-9?
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met!
But you can bet,
Before we're through...

Mister, I'll make a man,
Out of you.

Tranquil as a Arkan,
But a Dalek within.
Once you earn your TARDIS,
you are sure to win!
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot.
And you haven't got a clue...

Somehow I'll make a man,
Out of you!

I'm NEVER gonna catch my breath!
Say GOOD-BYE to those who knew me!
BOY, was I a fool in school for cutting gym!
The Silence has 'em scared to DEATH!
I hope the Atraxi doesn't SEE me!
Now I really wish that I knew how to SWIM!

Be a MAN!

We must be swift as a Weeping Angel.

Be a MAN!

With all the force of a great Judoon.

Be a MAN!

With all the strength of a raging Dalek.

Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood!

Time is racing toward us,
Till the House arrives.
Heed my every order
And you might survive!
You're unsuited for the Doctor's tour.
So pack up, go home, you're through...

How could I make a man,
Out of you?

Be a MAN!

We must be swift as a Weeping Angel.

Be a MAN!

With all the force of a great Judoon.

Be a MAN!

With all the strength of a raging Dalek.

Mysterious as the dark side of an Ood!

Be a MAN!

We must be swift as a Weeping Angel.

Be a MAN!

With all the force of a great Judoon.

Be a MAN!

With all the strength of a raging Dalek.

Mysterious as the dark side of an OOD!


Oh dear GOD I'm so happy with myself. I made a parody of a song and it's NOT MLP RELATED! 8D

EXTRA: I THOUGHT about "Be a (TIME)LORD" or "Be a COMPANION", but neither really felt right so I stuck with the original line, "Be a MAN".

I almost gave up at "You're unsuited for the rage of war" but then my sister walked into the room and suddenly Eleven was singing "YOU'RE UNSUITED FOR THE DOCTOR'S TOUR" and my muse started yelling "OH HELL YES!" and that's why we have that line.

Please, review and tell me how I did/what should change/any errors/etc!