Just to let you know both songs are by The Beatles.

"Where's Kat?" Fred asked glancing around. One by one everybody shrugged well until it got to Logan.

"I'm leaving. The Brotherhood is filled with idiots." He growled as he stomped toward the door. But once he got to it the door swung open and smacked him in the head.

"Sorry I guess." Kat said stepping over the fallen man. "So I found this in front of my house a couple days 'go." She stated and held up a thick wad of paper.

"So?"

Kat looked at Pietro out of the corner of her eye until he clammed up. "So I now know who likes who in the Brotherhood and all sorts of little tidbits."

"Pietro!" Wanda yelled as he hands turned blue.

"I didn't do it!" Pietro shrieked and ran behind Fred.

"Yes you did!"

"Did not!"

"Face it like a man Pietro!"

"QUIET!" Kat screamed as she shot a gun into the air. "Here's your gun back Rogue. Now all the X-Men can leave. Good-bye."

Once the last X-Man had been pushed out the door Kat turned toward the rest. She smiled and slowly walked to a door on the opposite side of the wall.

"Now when I open this door nobody scream." She commanded looking each of them in the eyes. Once all of them nodded she pulled open the door and Apocalypse stepped forward. Needless to say three boys didn't keep their word.

"He's going to kill us!" They screamed together as they ran around in circles. Fred glanced at Wanda, Wanda glanced at Kat, Kat glanced at Apocalypse and Apocalypse grinned.

"Boys stop! We need to begin."

~Start episode~

Hello there today we are at the home of Apocalypse the evilest villain in the galaxy. But what about when he's alone? Well that's what we're going to find out.

A drunken Apocalypse stumbled into the room as he made his way across the room her tripped over three chairs, one couch, two lamp tables and ran into two walls. Finally he got to the cabinet, with only a small concussion; slowly he glanced around him before pulling open the doors.

"Fluffykins!' He yelled as he hugged the brown worn out teddy bear. "Come on it's time for tea."

Swaying he set Fluffykins on the floor before producing a small tea set and a radio. Humming he placed a cup, plate, knife, spoon and fork in front of the bear and himself before pouring actual tea from the pot.

"So how was your day?" Apocalypse asked, after he took a sip of tea, he looked at the bear expectantly. Reaching out his left hand he made Fluffykins mouth move as he spoke in a higher girly voice, "Oh it was awful. The hippo that lives next door kept calling me fat."

"What!" Apocalypse yelled and banged his hand on the coffee table to his right. "I shall take the stuffing out of that hippo!"

In all of his excitement he accidently split the teapot. He cursed as he mopped up the sticky tea.

"Pocy you swore that you'd never cuss again." 'Fluffykins' reprimanded.

"I'm sorry. I forgot." Apocalypse hung his head but brought it back up with a smile a few seconds later. "Let's listen to music." He suggested and turned toward the radio. Without waiting her turned it on and a song trickled out. Unfortunately the song had already started.

He blew his mind out in a car

He didn't notice that the lights had changed

A crowd of people stood and stared

"Who killed himself?" Apocalypse asked his radio. But when it didn't reply he picked it up and shook it a good bit. When he finally let the poor thing go it just started a different song.

Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl

Than to be with another man

You'd better keep your head, little girl

Or I won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl

"Come dance with me Fluffykins." Apocalypse commanded as he grabbed her up. Holding her up by her arms he made her kick her legs out and wiggle her hips.

"You are a wonderful dancer Fluffykins." Apocalypse complimented with a smile.

"Oh you. You're so kind to me."

With a ginormous grin Apocalypse gave her a bone crushing hug. Luckily for her she had no bones or nerves.

"I love you Fluffykins." Apocalypse stated as he raised her head toward his.

"Um sir?" A voice rang out breaking Apocalypse from his trance.

"What." He snapped hiding the teddy bear behind him.

"Um we have the bomb ready." The minion stuttered trying hard not stare at the bear in his bosses hand. "Yes well we're in the break room." Quickly he skittered off letting the door crash closed. Sighing Apocalypse walked over to the cabinet and placed Fluffykins back inside.

"Until next time." He stated simply before shutting the door and heading out to the break room. That minion better not have told anybody or there was going to be a position open for a new minion number six.

~End episode~

"Hey you changed the songs." Fred complained as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"Oh come on a song you wrote about mushrooms and another about stars. And they were horrible." Kat stated as she led Apocalypse out.

"But it was my song." Fred Protested.

"Alright fine. You can sing one song."

"Yay…. Stars stars stars. Stars at night stars at day. We all love stars."

"Fred Kat was right. Horrible." Pietro commented as he looked at Toads cards.

"Het stop cheating yo." Toad cried and swatted him away.

"You don't pay me enough Pie." Kat sighed.