A/N: This is a selection of Saddle Club/Harry Potter crossover one-shots. I don't own either one. I was very bored and had writer's block, so don't judge me.

Pairings:

Stevie/Harry

Carole/Ron

Lisa/Neville

Veronica/Malfoy

If you don't like it, I don't mind flames. Once you quit society, critique doesn't bother you anymore. 'Nuff said.

(But I want to keep talking anyway! Ha! You probably thought I was done. Well look who has two thumbs [I hope] and just got pranked? You!)