Title: Blue Moon
Author: Sivan Shemesh
Disclaimer: I do not own either the LOTR or Smurfs worlds or characters. They have been created and are owned by J.R.R. Tolkien and Peyo respectively, and I'm just borrowing them for my own plot.
Warning: Humor/angst, crack!fic, friendship, crossover, might OOC, AU.
Summary: It was all Clumsy Smurf's fault, when the portal opened and led him and his brothers to Middle-earth. And Gargamel will soon find a partner-in-crime.
A/N: The bunny came to me as I was watching the Smurfs movie, and I thought: what would become of Middle-earth, and what would it be like with the Smurfs and the elves meeting, or even the dwarves and the Hobbits… Hope you enjoy reading the story as much as I enjoy writing it.
Chapter 1: Oh Uh
Clumsy Smurf did it again.
The portal sucked them off like a whirlpool, but luckily for Clumsy Smurf, he was not alone.
His family was with him. He did not know why they bothered; he knew that they did not like him, not even a bit. After all, he was a trouble maker. They had told him that face to face, and they always stayed away from him.
And Gargamel and his cat were after them.
They landed on soft ground in a strange place which was not too unlike their home. In the distance, they could hear the trickle of a river. Everything was refreshingly nice; there was much greenery and the fresh air was more than inviting.
But suddenly, Clumsy Smurf was caught on the branch of the tree, and it moved, lifting him like a feather in the air, and tossing him from branch to branch, away from his family. His voice grew fainter and fainter.
"We have to run, my children. Gargamel is after us and so is Azrael, his wretched cat," Papa Smurf told them.
"What should we do to help Clumsy Smurf, Papa?" Smurfette asked.
"There is nothing we can do to help him now. Hopefully we will meet him again," Papa sighed heavily and took off, running in that direction. "This land is much better. I think I will enjoy investigating the nature around here."
"If we're still after this run, hopefully that Gargamel will not find us."
"Don't forget about Azrael, my child." Papa Smurf reminded to them.
"I hate Azrael," Grumpy Smurf muttered. "And Clumsy Smurf."
"We need to keep him safe, and don't forget, my children, that he is one of your brothers." Papa Smurf reply to Grumpy.
Clumsy Smurf landed on a soft fresh leaf, and he felt the gentle breeze of air. In the distance, there were cheerful, beautiful songs from the most delightful birds.
He shifted to walk on the leaf, but fell off instead. That was certainly not a nice feeling. The world zoomed past him and suddenly, something caught him.
Clumsy turned around to face the one that saved his life. And his eyes widened.
"Who are you? What are you?" Clumsy asked with fear.
"I am not going to hurt you, blue creature," the creature replied. "I am Legolas, son of King Thranduil, and you are in my homeland, Mirkwood."
Clumsy Smurf blinked. Nothing made sense. Then he pointed. "What are you? You're definitely not human."
End of Chapter 1.