Looking back, this story has gotten more and more insane as it went. Weird. What? You say it's because I'M going insane?! Thant's crazy! By the way, do you wanna know how I got these scars?

Robin was fuming. Great, he thought. We finally get rid of Bella, and then Slade calls! Can this day get any worse?"

He turned on the computer moniter to see Slade standing in front of it.

"-and that's how a honey badger killed Bin Ladin. Oh, hi Robin. How's my favorite ex-apprentice doing?"

Robin stared at Slade incredulously. What the heck was wrong with Slade? "Uh, Slade, are you alright?"

"Me? No, I'm *hiccup* fine! I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip you into tiny pieces and dance on your grave."

This was when Robin noticed that Slade's words were slurred, and he didn't appear very balanced. "Slade, are you drunk?"


The Titans eyes went wide. They had been drunk dialed…by Slade! This was even crazier than when Mumbo turned them all into animals (or maybe not).

Robin shook in head in disbelief. He had no idea what to do. "Why are you calling us?"

"I just wanted to say hi. Have you gotten rid of that…thing that destroyed my base."

"Uh, yeah, she's gone."

Robin could have sworn Slade was grinning. "Thanks. You're the bestest traitorous student a villain could ask for. Say, how would you like to rejoin me in the dark side! It's fun, and we have cookies!"

Robin growled. "No, I am NOT turning evil."

"But you had such a good time as my apprentice! The robberies, the fights, the singing…"

Cyborg turned to Robin quizzically. "Uh, what singing?"

Robin was in a cold sweat. "I don't know what he's talking about. We never-"

"You don't remember?" interrupted Slade. "I'm hurt. Here let me refresh your memory."

A small window appeared on the screen, with Robin in the apprentice outfit on a stage. The real Robin was desperately trying to turn the power off, only to be stopped by Cyborg and Beastboy, who really wanted to see this.

"I won't do it," said the Robin on the screen.

"You have no choice," Slade said off-screen. "I must be sure that you are willing to sacrifice anything to serve me, even your dignity."


"Sing, or I kill your friends."

Robin gritted his teeth, but went along. He ended up singing and dancing the Macarena. Cyborg and Beastboy were on the ground laughing. Raven was trying to disguise her snickers as coughs. Starfire was doing the Macarena along with the on screen Robin, while the real Robin took this opportunity to turn off the screen.

"Dude," complained Beast Boy, only to be met by an angry glare from Robin.

"First, Bella comes and tries to join us, then she attacks us, then she comes back to life, and now Slade shows this?! Can this day get any worse?!"

Cyborg barely suppressed a snicker. As cruel as it was, it simply wasn't fair to keep this video hidden from the world. This was definitely going on YouTube.

"Friend Robin, do not be upset. Foe Bella is gone, never to return again."

The Titans shivered just thinking about her. "Yeah," said Cyborg. "I hope I never see a Mary Sue again."

Steal City

Titans East were confronting Steamroller. Just when the battle was about to start, a pair of knives came flying out of nowhere, hitting Steamroller and somehow knocking him unconscious. The Titans turned to see a girl dress in a sexy ninja suit, , freakinshly pale skin, a perfect hourglass body, long, raven black hair going down to her butt, and emerald green eyes.

"Sup," she said. "The name's Shadow, and I wanna join you guys."

Well, I think we've all learned a valuable lesson...Mary Sues belongs in HELL! MWAHAHAHA! Oh, and thank you to all of you people who read this work of insanity. I have no idea why you read it, but thanks.