Disclaimer: I have a cookie. Is that good enough?

"I want a cookie. Or a muffin. YEAH! A muffin!

"Is that Mori-Senpai, or am I dreaming?"

"Tamaki-Senpai, what are you talking about?"

"Haruhi! My daughter! Look that way and tell Daddy what you see!"

"Mori-Senpai eating a muffin and talking to-oh I get it."

"EXACTLY! We must find the purpose behind Mori-Senpai's odd behavior!"

"Takashi's voice actor is extremely talkative today, isn't he?"

"Voice…actor?"

"Yes Tami… blehblehblehbleh."

"Kyoya?"

"Kyo-chan's voice actor must be having an off day, too."

"Do we all have these… voice… actors?"

"Honestly, I'm surprised you weren't aware of that fact before."

"yeah, Boss."

"We knew you were dense, Tono,"

"But not that dense."

"HAS MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE BEEN A LIE!"

"It would appear so."

"Well, I'm going to go eat some cake now."

"Mitskuni. The cake is a lie."

"…"

"!"

AN: That was weird, wasn't it? Well, this was inspired by Juice (my friendly friend) and the OHSHC outtakes. Seriously, if you haven't seen them, go watch them on YouTube. They're hilarious. I wanna know what you think, even if it is total crack:)