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Yeah it was deleted because my title wasn't G rated so here it is again!
Ch.1 All I wanted was some Damn Milk!
"Stop it"
"I'm just asking."
"No, you're meddling."
"That's the same thing."
"No, asking is to inquire to invite! Meddling is to be nosy, and intrusive!"
"Just tell me."
"Leave it alone."
"Why?"
"Damnit, just Drop it!"
"Fine…"
"Thank You!"
"…"
"…"
"So did you date him or not?"
"For the love of …! Gosh Gaara! Why must you be…ARGH!...What is it? Are you jealous or something?"
Ok, ok I bet you women are all like what the fuck is going on right? Well this isn't an easy thing to tell, well it is but it's a rather long story…What? You have time? Well if you insist!
This is a story two unlikely people got mixed up in a web of lie and love…No, that's not any good, hmmm, ah I got it! Ahem!
It all started one morning…fuck! That's not right either! To hell with it! It's fucking 2:30 in the morning!
"Feed me bitch!"
"I know this hoe hears me!"
"You, stanky hoe! If you don't get your ass out this bed, I'm going get some damn barbecue sauce and make a Mcrib out of your pathetic twigs you call bones!" Terra rolled over ignoring her stomach; she was going to at least sleep for another two flipping hours even if it killed her! Ok not that far but still! She spent all day moving her shit and everyone else she lived with into this new big ass house! She so damn well deserves AT LEAST TWO HOURS!
"OW!" Terra yells grabbing her stomach, shit that hurt it felt like something freaking bite her! Kicking off the cover like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum she stood up abruptly, making her dog's head pop up from her spot on the ground with alert ears.
"Lay down Lulu." Terra grumbles glaring at her soon-to-be uncle's cat, which was drooling all over her mountain of pillows. What? Cats don't drool? Well who'd fucking lied to you because this cat drools like a damn dog! Like you expect dogs to drool but when it comes from a cat its just nasty!
Snatching, her pillows in a quick motion making Simba fly off her bed with an angry yowl. If she had to be miserable so would everything and everyone around her, Simba especially. Walking out of her room and down the stair Terra could hear the soft clicks of Lulu's nails as she trailed after her mistress, smiling down at the lab pointer mix Terra scratched Lulu's head as she grab a box of Caption Crunch, you know you love the shit, and pour herself a big helping.
Being careful as to not step on Simba as he weaved through her legs, she opens the fridge to find there was no milk! "Fuck my life…fuck my life, fuck my life." Terra banged her head against the counter with every chant earning a whining disapproval from Lulu, who pawed at her mistress to stop the self abuse.
"Lulu what am I going to do? If my stomach was a mafia war lord I would be sleeping with the fishes soon if I don't 'pay' up!" She whined to her dog dramatically falling to the ground. With a heavy sigh, Lulu gave a tug on Terra's rusty orange hair before trotting out the kitchen; following her four legged friend Terra spotted she heading near the front door, stopping to get her leash that was hanging on the near by wall.
"You, really want me to go out at 3 in the morning, and by me some milk?" Lulu gave a soft woof and wagged her tail. "Bitch you crazy." Lulu glared at her before taking some of her mistress clothes in her mouth tugging her near the door, then got Terra's boots and placed them at her feet. "Fine you win! I'll go out into the dark abandon streets of this unknown Japanese neighbor hood and mostly get raped and sold into being a sex slave never to see you or Simba again." Lulu just gave her owner a fucked up look.
"You wound me Lulu, you really hurt me!"
Terra made sure to grab the map of neighbor that had all the streets and blocks written in sub that Google so kindly like printed out for her. Terra hooks Lulu to her leash and walked out the house then the main gate before taking a left down the road. Terra didn't like the Japanese neighborhood they were really creepy at night with all the ally ways, why couldn't they just build their homes like the Americans did; open front lawns and side walks where you can see everything, but Nuuuu they have to have concrete walls around their house where you can't see if someone wait to jump out and rape you!
After about 30 minutes for sheer horror of walking around in what felt like circles Terra finally found the store…to be closed. "Fuck a bitch!" She yells earning a rube look from Lulu. "Fuck it and my stomach too I'm going home. Come Lulu." She tugs on the dogs leash but the mix pooch wouldn't move, her eyes trained on a certain shadowy corner.
If Terra squint her eyes hard enough, she could make a figure in the shadows but nothing no more, opening her mouth the tell her 'visitor' to fuck off, Lulu bump into her pushing her away from the street lamps glow. Now Terra was a lot of thing but stupid wasn't one of them, she filmy believed in animal instincts, if all animals suddenly disappeared out of town, you don't question where, you pack your shit and leave. So when Lulu started to lower her head giving a warning woof Terra didn't waste time in taking her pups advice.
Once Lulu deems it safe to turn their back she and her beloved pooch was high tailing home and the timing could be more prefect Lulu tuned her back and walked off though keeping her ears alert, scared out of her wits Terra scoops up her large dog the best she could and ran for the hills. Making it home in 10 minutes flat, she took of Lulu leash, throwing off her shoes and shot up the stairs up to her room. Lulu racing past her to get to their window looking out into the alleyway; she stayed there for about 5 minutes before hopping into the bed with her owner.
Feeling Lulu's weight on her back Terra felt safe and over exhausted, her eyes fluttered close when Simba claimed the top of her pillow his resting rest, finally she could get some rest.
"WAKE UP!" Terra screamed and sung her fits as she jumps out of bed ready to disembowel whoever had awoken her from her 5 second slumber. "Hahaha…you should…see your face!"
Her younger brother laughed holding his stomach kneeling on the floor. "Damnit Ty! You asshole, why did you wake me up, at 5 in the morning?"
Standing at his full height Terra looked up at him, yes up the fucker was almost three heads taller and catch this, he was only 15, with an icy glare. "Sorry sis, but your 7 hours off, its 10 minutes to 1." He gave her his award winning smile. Rolling her eyes, Terra stared after her young brother, when did he get so tall? She wonders. Her brother was by no matter average looking, no the boy was a ladies man; standing at 6 foot with broad shoulder, with pale tan skin, a lean body, shaggy black hair and a killer smile supported with hazel eyes, he was a walking sex machine to other females.
Tall or not she told him fair and square, that if he brings home a baby he and the slut going to wish that they never met Terra. Whining she looked at herself in the mirror, she was nothing like her brother, standing at 5'7 with her mocha skin tone, autumn hair color and emerald eyes; she was nothing special her body was lean until you got to her hips, thighs, and ass, then she was lean again form her knees down, her hair was down to her lower back where she had two side bangs that about her small chest. Turing from the mirror Terra quickly change into a pair of skinny jean with her knee high converse, bite me the shoe are fucking kick ass, and a tight shirt that says "Amazingly enough I don't give a shit." After doing her morning routine Terra skipped down the stair to met her favorite midget in the world! Standing at 5'2 at the age of 23 with mocha skin, dark honey hair and brown eyes was her Aunt Jamie! Ah she loved that little midget.
"Damnit you fucks, what have I told you about putting things on the top selves." She barked straining on her tip toe to reach the cereal.
"Ha-ha where is your stepstool at?" Terra teased as she reaches effortless for the cereal.
"Shut up giraffe!" She hisses.
"Hey, 'em fightin word! You best be careful lil miss." Terra smirks.
"I'm NOT little I'm fucking fun size, like your tiny tities!" Her aunt booms snatching the cereal.
"Ha, who would what to have your orangutan tities?" Terra smirked sitting down as she watched her aunt pour the cereal and then go for the milk.
"Shit no milk!" She mutters as her fiancés walks in. Standing at 5'4 with tan golden skin and shaggy brown hair and eyes was the 24 year old Brian.
"Good morning babe." He kissed her holding her from behind.
"Aww midget love!" Terra cried. "I can't wait for your midget babies!"
"My babies aren't going to be midgets!" Jamie stomp her foot. "Now go get some milk as punishment."
"What, why can't Ty do it!" Terra whined.
"He left to go check you his new school, like at good boy when someone I know slept in!" Throwing yen at her, her aunt laughed when a coin hit her in the ear.
"Gosh you're abusive! Brain run save yourself before it to late!" She jokes to her soon-to-be uncle, who just chuckled while petting Simba.
Walking out the main gate it didn't take Terra long found the same market from last night; it was like a mini Japanese Wal-Mart. Heading straight for the food product aisle, a feeling of being watched shot up her spine, casually she acted as if she was interested in the boxes of pop-tarts to see if she can catch a glimpse of who was watching her. There weren't many people around but one did stick out to her.
From where she stood the man looked about her height, maybe an inch or two taller, he was wearing a black leather jacket over a dark maroon shirt and black baggy jean with silver chains hanging off his jeans; she couldn't see his face but his hair was a odd crimson color, making a mental note to keep an eye on him Terra turned and moved on to find the milk.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!
Terra laugh at her favorite ring tone, gosh that song never gets old, seeing that it was her aunt she answered. "Jell-O?" She answered in a preppy English voice. She nodded along to whatever her aunt was saying about the new house not really listening to her as she found the aisle for the milk. "Yeah, so the house make creaking noise just means it settling, you have Lulu near, if she starts barking at nothing or random thing get the hell out of the house and call a exorcist, or if her stays a the front or back door sniffing under the door have a butcher knife with at all time, that's what I do," Terra shrugged pulling open the glass door to get the milk when a reflection caught her eye. It was the same dude as before but this time he was closer and looking at her, she couldn't see his eyes but he had on mascara? While supporting a weird symbol on the left of his forehead, at this distance she really couldn't make it out.
"Hey, let me hit you up later, when I'm on my way home, kay?" Terra didn't wait for answer, she hung up and grabbed two gallons of milk and let the door swing close; eyeing his reflection one more time as she left the frozen food section of the store, Terra tried to tell herself that she was being paranoid and to clam down but as she turns on a random aisle in the clothes department to find him cross the on another aisle close to hers, Terra began to freak and get a little pissed off.
"Calm down Terra, it has to be a coincidence." Again, Terra went down two random aisles to see if he would follow, and sure enough he wasn't far behind; now she defiantly knew he was following her and she was pissed! Deciding she better turn and confront him while she was in a store with a lot of people then try to ignore him and have him rape her on her way home.
On the count of three, she told her self.
1…
2…
3…
Terra whipped around preparing to shout, when her stomach dropped, and her word got caught in her throat. What made her stop wasn't the fact that this man was close enough to grab her, nor was it his fierce looking face, that seem to scowl at her while supporting snake bites, an eyebrow ring and many ear piercings, no it was his eyes, a wonderful hazel blue and when he spoke sadly it only made her fall deeper into her stupor.
"Are you listening?" His hoarse voice made her want to melt into a puddle of goo.
"No." She whispered simply. This made him smirk. Terra finally snapped out of her daze when she felt his hand on hers, taking on of the jugs of milk from her in his right hand while his left arm went around her waist. "What are y-
"Go along with it." He cuts her off quietly.
"What are you doing?" She repeated.
"My name is Sabaku no Gaara," That sounds familiar. "My favorite foods are slated tongues, gizzards my least favorite are yōkan and marron glacé. Black and any shade of dark red are my preferred colors. I made 19 on January 19. I was born the year of 1991. I-
Terra coved his mouth with her hand. "What the fuck are you going on about?" She hissed quickly, she was beginning to panic.
"You are going to do me a favor." He stated smoothly beneath her hand while leaning closer to her face. Terra reared back suddenly becoming high aware of their bodies closeness, she could still feel his arm around her waist.
"What makes you thi-
"You don't have a choice," He cuts her off yet again while sliding her hand away from his mouth. "Either you do it or I'll ruin your life before it even starts the same for your family." Glaring Terra opens her mouth to retort but he just spoke over her. "And yes I do have that kind of power." He stated as she felt him slip something on her hand.
Terra looks down to see the most gorgeous ring she even laid eyes on! It was simple yet elegant with three studded amethyst diamonds in between a sliver band that spiraled once around her finger before turning away from the stones.
Frowning she looks up to question the ring when his lips met hers, and then well nothing, Terra's mind was a complete blank; the girl couldn't even remember her name if asked, this had never happened to her before she kissed a few guys in her time but one had never made her mind go a completely blank! It was exhilarating!
"GAARA!" the sudden shout made Terra jerk back and look to her left to see a group, no scratch that a herd, of people walking briskly toward them. "Who is this slut?"
"Slut!" Terra hissed at a blonde woman with four pigtails. "Who are you calling a slut, you ass fuck!" She felt the guy, well Gaara, look at her when she said this but she didn't give a fuck who was this bitch calling her out!
"Temari, meet my wife, wife Temari my sister." Gaara mutter tiredly.
.
.
.
Wife?
"Wife?" the blond named, Temari voice Terra's question. "Wife! Gaara, what about Matsuri!" Temari yells pointing a petit burette girl with big brown almond shape eyes. She was pretty, dressed in the top designer clothes, well now that she looks at them all they all were dressed to impress.
"So, what about her?" He grumbled, Terra could tell he was getting mad.
"What about her? You are arranged to marry her!" Terra stopped breathing.
Arranged.
To.
Marry?
Slamming her hand over her mouth Terra couldn't help the sharp gasp that left her; damn this shit is crazy it was like a fucking soap opera! Terra swiftly felt all eye were retuned to her.
"Mom's ring?" Terra saw Temari eyeing her hand that was at her mouth. Oh shit.
"YOU GAIVE HER MOTHER'S RING!" Temari snatched Terra's hand.
"The reason are my own, now fuck off before I get pissed!" Gaara growled taking Terra's hand back.
"Gaara." A man steps out from the crowd he was tall very broad shouldered with brown hair.
"Fuck off Kankuro." Gaara the jerks her around and walks out of ear shot from the herd.
"What about father!" the guy Kankuro shouted after the two.
"Fuck the bastard!" Gaara barked back. He then reached into her butt pocket grabbing her phone.
"Hey!" She squealed pushing him away. Ignoring her he pulled out his phone, putting her number into his before tossing hers back to her.
"Go home, I'll call you later." He jerks her around giving her a small push.
"Look I don't know who the fuck-
Gaara grabs her roughly then shoves her forward barking "Go Home!"
Stumbling into a rack of clothing Terra looks back at him terrified, but it was the look on his face that really scared her, he looked murderous ready to kill her if she even thought about saying no. Shaking she turned and walked out of the store before bursting into a sprint once the automatic door closed behind her.
Terra, ripped around the corner at full speed and gracefully, note the sarcasm, tripped over her own foot landing harshly on the ground cutting open her knee on a rock. Hissing she rolled over on to her back grabbing her knee as a near by near runs over to her asking if she was already and needed any help but all Terra could focus on was the newspaper sticking out of the woman's bag.
Sabaku Wins Election
"Um excuse me what is his name?" Terra asked numbly pointing to a picture that looks like an older person of that dude name Kankuro.
"Oh that's Prime Minister Yondaime." She smiles. "He won again I see."
Terra felt her stomach drop yesterday Brian was flipping through the Television to see if all the channels were up, that where she hear that last name from! Holy shit Gaara was the Prime Minister's son! Getting up she thank the woman walking off not waiting for a answer.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
How did this all happen? Why did it happen to her? How does one go into a store and come out married or in a pretend marriage? HOW! Someone please tell her because this shit wasn't fucking funny!
Terra stomps on the ground in anger forgetting about her knee. "FUCK!" She screams pulling her leg to her chest. "All I wanted was some Damn Milk!"
Sorry if this was mess all i did was recopy form word!