"The Downsides of Being a Jedi"
Chapter 1: Ulala the Female Jedi
Hey there, space cats! It's me, Ulala! But I am not reporting today. Today, I am working as a Jedi, which has always been my dream job! There's just one teensy-weensy problem. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE A LIGHTSABER!
See, it all started when I signed up for the job. After I signed the contract, I had to take a mandatory training session, which completely SUCKED. I didn't know how to swing a lightsaber properly, since I've only used two small guns in the course of a lifetime.
Also, on a completely unrelated note, I was banned from wearing my favorite clothes. There was this one time when I left my room wearing my orange Retro Gear, and Master Yoda caught me. You know what he said? He said, "Wear that, you must not. Provocative, it is." I WAS SO FLIPPIN' MAD!
Now where were we before I started ranting? Oh, yeah. I'm currently working as a Jedi, and I hate it. Stay tuned, man.
DONE WITH CHAPTER ONE! Up next: PUDDING! Let's hear what she has to say about working as a Jedi! Stay tuned!