6Disclaimer: Don't own the show, don't own the song… don't own the house I live in…
Kyoya looked around the Third Music Room. It was empty, which, for him, was perfect. Ever since the club walked in on Mori a couple weeks ago, he had needed to be more careful. His secret was very, very, important. Plus, those blasted twins would never let it go.
He pulled out his Pineapple laptop and pulled up his music library. He clicked on the track after checking one last time. According to the clock and his fellow club members' patterns, nobody would arrive for another ten minutes.
Ahh Girl look at that body
Ahh Girl look at that body
Ahh Girl look at that body
I-I work out
When I walk in the spot, yeah this is what I see, ok
Everybody stops and staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it
Now, there was only one thing Kyoya was forgetting. Did he really think the twins wouldn't expect the other club members to have weird habits? Do you readers really think that? Apparently, Kyoya wasn't thinking about the fact that prankster twins could be incredibly bloody brilliant. Has he ever even read Harry Potter?
Yeah
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)
Ahh Girl look at that body
Ahh Girl look at that body
Ahh Girl look at that body
I- I work out
Ahh Girl look at that body
Ahh Girl look at that body
Ahh Girl look at that body
I work out
When I walk in the spot, yeah this is what I see, ok
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm sexy and I know it
Obviously he didn't think of that. He just kept on going. Silly Kyoya-kun.
(One Week Later)
"So, Kyoya-senpai-"
"We heard you're sexy."
"And you know it."
Kyoya looked up at the twins. How the hell did they find out?
Play it cool. Don't let anything on. They're just messing with you.
"I have no idea what you're talking about," he lied smoothly.
That was when the twins pulled out the tape. Oops.
AN: Wow. That sucked. Happy Juice?
Yeah, so this one came from a convo with Juice (this was on the bus though). I get almost all my oneshots from her. All my OHSHC shots, definitely. I wrote another one like this called Moves Like Jagger. I swear it's better than this. Feel free to flame it cuz I know it sucks.