Dear Chiron,

We're sorry we lit the Hermes cabin on fire it really was an accident. The fireworks exploding from the Athena cabin's roof however were not.

Not really sorry,

The Stoll Brothers

Dear Athena,

We're sorry for lighting fireworks of your cabin and getting soot stains on the roof, but it was the best place to launch them at the Poseidon cabin and we think you agree that was worth it.

Fearing your wrath,

The Stoll Brothers

Dear Thalia,

We're sorry for any "emotional damage" we caused you brother, but come on it's too easy with his memory loss and all.

Terrified of you,

The Stoll Brothers

Dear Demeter,

We didn't know plants were flammable, but thank you for sending us that very very angry letter, we took your advice and asked Hestia what was and wasn't flammable at camp. So I guess we're in even more trouble for the second time we lit you plants on fire.

What are you going to do flower us to death,

The Stoll Brothers