Dear Chiron,

Taping that sign to your butt that read 'FREE PONY RIDES!' might not have been the best idea but it was a fun one.

Can we have a ride?

The Stoll Brothers

Dear Zeus,

We still don't know why you got so upset about us trying to attend a party and Brooklyn house. We're teenagers we party.

This is about one of your girlfriends isn't it?,

The Stoll Brothers

Dear Chiron,

We honestly were trying to help. We thought the camp need a guidance office. We didn't know you had to go to school to a guidance counselor or that we were not allowed to convert the attic into said office.

How does this letter make you feel?,

The Stoll Brothers

Dear Hades,

We're sorry we asked you why your hair wasn't on fire repeatedly and then threw a bucket of water on you after you lit it on fire, but to be fair it was on fire.

Fire needs to be put out,

The Stoll Borthers