Dear Percy,

Sorry we stole your Minotaur horn and pen/sword.

But honestly you need a better security system,

The Stoll brothers

Dear Annabeth,

Sorry we stole your laptop. You left it in Percy's cabin.

His code was way too easy to guess,

The Stoll Brothers

Dear Nico,

Sorry we stole your sword.

Seriously guys stop leaving stuff in Percy's cabin,

The Stoll Bothers

Dear Hermes,

I'm sorry we Iris messaged you while you were in the shower.

Did you really have to take away our Iris messaging rights?,

The Stoll Bothers

Dear Chiron,

In what way is creating an army of the campers under age 10 and threatening war unacceptable.

Very confused,

The Stoll Brothers