Really don't know why I started this crossover maybe it might be because there are not enough of them, maybe out of sheer boredom. I always liked this series and I even read the manga. And for those who haven't watched the series I seriously recommend it. Now then grab a snack and enjoy this newest installment in the twilight sage series. Read the bottom for important announcement.

"Hello" talking

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I do not own naruto or the world god only knows.

The Twilight Sage presents:

To love a misunderstood blond


Flag 0: Prelude


Once upon a time in a high school surrounded by falling sakura petals, a young girl with green hair was walking through the hallways, suddenly she turns around and stares at you. "Hey what's your problem? (Wait… wtf don't break the 4th wall!)

"Resistance is futile…"

The scene cuts to a park at sunset where we find the same girl sitting alone in a swing. She looks up at the boy who approaches her and tenderly asks "H-how did you know where I was?"

A confident smirk before a cool, calm and collected voice replies "fate moves in a straight line."

The girl looked to the side before looking back at the boy. "I-I think I'm in love… with you!" the girl exclaimed with a large blush on her face.

The scene now switches to a normal classroom with a boy holding a game system known as a PFP. The boy was wearing the standard school uniform which consists of a red jacket with two buttons and the school emblem on the left side of the uniform, a white button up undershirt and gray pants. Currently the boy was too engrossed in the game to pay attention to his surroundings."This makes my 10,000th heroine; there is no game I can't conquer!"Suddenly the boy was jostled out of his thoughts as he heard a feminine voice above him.

"Oh my… are you enjoying your game Katsuragi kun? What could be more fun than your homeroom teachers lesson hmm?" when the teacher said this she said it with a voice that send shivers of terror down most of the students spines. However Katsuragi kept calm before adjusting his glasses and glancing at the teacher.

"I have just compared your lesson with all the games I know. There are 5012 games that are more interesting, 15 that are on the same level, and one that is more boring than the lesson." He didn't notice the fact that as he said this, the air darkened and the teachers eyes turned red.

"Oh and what game would that be Katsuragi Kun?"

"Sorry but could you wait until I reach a save point?" that was the last thing he said before the teachers book came down on his head…Hard.


Elseware


In a dark room surrounded by flying holographic monitors. A small figure was standing In the middle of it all with a perplexed look on its face.

"What do you mean we only caught 3% in Europe?" the figure exclaimed before sighing "you guys need to find your buddies fast…" the small figured would have continued before being interrupted by a loud voice.

"SORRY!" the yell came from a young girl with long brown hair tied up in a ponytail with what looked like a skull like hairclip. She also wore purple short skirt kimono with light-purple toe less long socks with wooden sandals and a pink translucent scarf. "Sorry I'm late chief dokuro!" she said while bowing.

"What are we coming to if we have to employ the maintenance staff to be a part of the loose soul squad?"The chief spoke before it noticed something.

"Uhh Elsie what's with the broom?" the newly named Elsie looked at her broom before rubbing her head sheepishly. "Well I've been using it so long it feels weird not having it around." She said while smiling.

"Okay, well were counting on you Elsie, as a member of the loose soul squad we are going to need everybody's full support if we want to have a fighting chance of capturing all the loose souls."

"Hai I won't let you down!" the brown haired girl said with a fire that burned in her eyes. "I know you won't that's why im going to be sending a partner with you to the real world to help capture loose souls, Haqua come here! "Dokuro said as a figure stepped out of the shadows. She has light purple hair that runs freely all the way down to her waist. She is garbed in a reddish-brown dress with a pinkish-purple mini skirt with matching stockings and high heels. And like Elsie, she was wearing a purple-colored scarf.

"Yes chief?" Haqua said with an air of calmness and maturity unlike Elsie. "You are to go with Elsie and capture as many loose souls as possible, the fate of new hell and the world depends on you." The chief said dramatically as she stretched her arms to the side, which would appear almost comedic if not for the seriousness in her tone.

"Yes Dokuro Sama we will not fail you." Haqua declared as she grabbed Elsie and headed towards the exit. "I wonder who's going to be my buddy? I just know that they will be strong, resilient, and intelligent."


Back at Maijima Private High School


"I don't know what her problem is… it's not like my games are disturbing anybody." This boys name is Keima Katsuragi and- (Keima: Hey leave the narrative to me! Author: Oh… Alright, why won't people stop breaking the fourth wall?)

"My name is Keima Katsuragi; I am seventeen years old born June 6th at 11:29. Height 5'9, blood type B. and my interest are…Girls."

As Keima continued his inner monologue he heard a voice yell out from behind him. "Hey Otamegane!" before Keima could turn around he was tackled to the ground by another student. The student was a young female with dark-brown hair, with a pink hair-band over her head. She, like most of the girls I the school wore the female uniform. "Oh sorry about that Otamegane I wasn't watching where I-"the girl went on to explain but Keima tuned her out, looking at his now broken PFP in despair.

"Anyway I have practice and since you don't have anything useful to do with your time you can go clean the roof!" she said cheerily before keima's eyes turned red and he rounded on her. "Ayumi…its bad enough crashing into somebody like that, but to demand something like that on top of it? I refuse!" Keima declared but Ayumi was already running down the hallway with the broom left behind. "Don't worry im sure you can get that delinquent uzumaki to help!" she yelled before she hit the wall. Stumbling a bit she started to run again only to crash into another wall, leaving a sweat dropping Keima behind.


A few minutes later on the roof


Keima was walking, broom in tow, on the roof. He was about to sit down and play a game to relax when he noticed another student asleep on the bench, this student had blond hair and blue eyes, something which that was rarity in Japan, combined with the slight tan and three whisker marks on each cheek this gave him a slightly exotic appearance. He, like Keima, was wearing the school uniform but the only difference was he was wearing an orange hoodie under his blazer.

Keima only blinked before he grabbed the broom and brought it down on the blonds head. "OWW!" the blond said as he was jolted from his sleep and sat up "Alright who did that?" the blond, angrily, around for a moment before his eyes landed on Keima, who still had a board expression on his face.

"Oh hi Keima!" the blonds personality doing a complete 180 from a few seconds ago complete with a wide smile on his face. "Naruto you slept through class…again." The now named naruto had the decency to look a little sheepish as he rubbed his head. "You know I find that stuff boring." Naruto said getting up and sitting down making room for Keima to sit down.

"Yeah I guess I should know that by now." Keima said as he began playing his PFP. These two boys had a rather strange relationship; both were treated as outcast but for different reasons. Keima because of his habit of playing games in class, so the students dubbed him Otamegane, Naruto was considered to be a delinquent due to his tendency to skip classes and his habit of getting into fights, but despite this he almost always has a cheery disposition.

"I guess I should be used to this by now." Keima thought as he remembered the first time he met the blond


Flash Back


A young Keima Katsuragi was walking home when he heard some noise coming from an alleyway hiding around a corner and turning his head he could see 6 people beating on one person, Keima was about to walk away when all of the people were blown back by a surprising amount of strength. All of the victims were knocked unconscious by the impact of hitting walls.

"TAKE THAT YA SHITHEADS!" Keima heard the person the men were beating say. The person was a young Naruto covered in bruises and blood, just as he was about to leave he noticed Keima around the corner.

"Hey you…" Keima jumped slightly, having been noticed, his instincts were telling him to leave but for some reason he stayed.

"Oi you!" Naruto repeated before Keima answered, "Umm… yes?"

"Do you happen to have a phone on you?" Naruto asked the spectacled boy with half lidded eyes. Keima shook his head no and naruto gritted his teeth in response.

"Great now where am I-"naruto started before he was interrupted by a woman's voice.

"Ah Keima there you are I was worried about you!" the voice came from a rather attractive older woman with long orange hair tied in a bun, she had brown eyes light, flawless skin, and like Keima she wore a pair of glasses. The woman then noticed naruto staring at the pair and gasped in shock.

"Oh my goodness what happened to you." She said while putting her hand over her mouth.

"Huh it's nothing lady just a scratch…" Naruto began before he was once again interrupted.

"That is definitely not a scratch." The woman said before walking forward and grabbing Naruto's hand "Come with me, we'll get you all fixed up." the woman said as she began pulling him towards her house. "Come on Keima." The young galge player nodded before following.

"Hey Lady, its nothing im fine!" Naruto tried to reason but was ignored "Your not fine and my names not lady, you can call me Mrs. Katsuragi."

After that little incident naruto began hanging around Keima a little more since Naruto hardly any friends and Keima didn't seem to mind his company. And Mari (Mrs. Katsuragi) was happy her son finally had someone to hang around with. And pretty soon the two became friends.


Flashback end


"Oi Keima do you have an extra PFP?" Naruto suddenly asked Keima who just looked at him. "What am I saying of course you do." Keima handed naruto one of his spares and Naruto put in a game but before he could even play it a message popped up on the screen.

Dear capturing god, if it's true you can capture any girl then I've got a couple for you.

"Uh Keima I think it's for you?" Naruto stated as he began to show him the message but Keima stopped him. "No need I got the same one…" the bespectacled boy stated before glairing at the screen. "What is this, some kind of joke? I never run away from a challenge." Keima said before he pressed the agree button. Suddenly the sky turned dark and naruto looked up in surprise. "Wow I didn't know we were in for rain today." the blond stated as he stared up, not noticing that he had also pressed the agree button in his surprise.

Suddenly lightning crashed down on the roof of the school knocking the two boys off of the bench. When the smoke cleared: it shown Elise and Haqua waving the smoke from in front of their faces. When the girls located the boys, they instantly straitened their postures. "Thank you for signing the contract!" the said in unison before Elsie walked up and grabbed keima's hand. "Now then let's go collect loose souls!" the bubbly demon said as she carried Keima off into the sky, with the poor boy freaking out all the way."

"A-Ano… What just happened?" Naruto stared as his friend, with wide eyes, was carried away into the sky by a flying girl, something which completely defies the laws of physics. Haqua mirrored Naruto's look for a few seconds before turning to the blond. "well I guess we better get going to…"

"Huh" was all naruto had time to say as he found himself being carried into the sky after Keima.

"HELP, HELP PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE IN THE SKY, WE AREN'T MENT TO BE IN THE SKY!" the poor blond yelled as he was lifted higher and higher.


A few minutes later in a classroom


Keima and Naruto were both hyperventilating on the ground as Elsie and Haqua were waiting for them to recover. "Umm are you going to be alright?" the purple hired demon asked the two boys who were still to worn out to give a response. "Well anyway let us introduce our selves." At this Elsie walked over to stand next to Haqua.

"My name is Haqua du Lot Herminium."

"And my name is Elsea de Lute Irma, but you can call me Elsie, we are demons sent from the underworld as a part of the loose souls squad." the brown haired demon said cheerily.

All was quiet for a few minutes as the boys stared dumbfounded at the duo in front of them. Suddenly Keima stood up and began walking to the door, "Oh that's right today's Thursday, I'll go buy a game…" but before he could even open the door Elsie's hand stopped him.

"Um you might want to be careful, because if you aren't you'll loose your head. Contacts in the underworld are very strict." Naruto could have sworn he saw all the color drain from keima's face.

"Oh no what have I gotten myself into." Naruto thought as he suddenly found it very hard to breath, maybe due to the new collar around his throat.


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