*A/N: Hi guys...like I said in the desc...a random drabble. Enjoy. :P


"Hey, Anubis! Do you know what a noob is?"

"What?"

"I'm asking, 'Do you know what a noob is?' "

"Yes, and I said, 'What?' So continue."

"No! I'm asking if you know what a noob is!"

"Of course I know! I'm Anubis!"

"No! Oh my gosh, it's impossible to make a joke with you. It's a pun, you stupid dog!"

"Hey, I'm not a dog, I'm a jackal! And I'm not stupid either!"

"If you weren't stupid, then you would get the bloody joke!"

Anubis opened his mouth, but then closed it.

"What, is it the Opening Of The Mouth ceremony again?"

"You're infuriating, you know?"

"So I've been told."

"..."

"..."

"So, what's the joke?"

"Do you know what a N-O-O-B is?"

"...No."

"Gosh, you're hopeless."


"This sahlab is tasty," Sadie commented.

"Yes, I enjoy it very much," Nut replied.

"You know what I think would go well with this? Nuts." Sadie chuckled.

"Sadie, I give you a warning. Do not make fun of my name again," Nut said, narrowing her eyes.

"Yeah, you'll probably go nuts if I do," Sadie said.


"Ja-hooty,"

"Yes, Miss Kane?"

"Thoth,"

"What is it that you'd like?"

"Did anyone ever tell you that when someone says Thoth, it sounds like they're saying 'sauce' with a lisp? 'Hey, could you pleathe path the chilli thoth?"


*A/N: Well, that concludes my extremely Lame Puns story, unless I get more ideas. Thanks for reading, please review! :)

OH YEAH, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST PEOPLE WITH LISPS. Sorry if I offended anyone. ;[