Title: Weird Experience

Rated: M

Author: Illuminous Raze

Character(s): Tsunayoshi/ Tsuna S. / Xanxus

Disclaimer: Katek yo Hitman Reborn is originally created and owned by Amano Akira-sensei , this Authoress own nothing but the plot.

PLEASE READ FOR SAFETY REASONS, IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT OR HIBARI KYOYA WILL BITE YOU TO DEATH!

Warning: Slash, Yaoi (means boyxboy, boy love), OOC-ness, crack?, M-preg. If the previous mentions are not to your…preference please leave as I'm not tolerating flames and not taking any responsibility for corrupting young, innocent minds even if it's my first story. To those yaoi lovers please proceed and enjoy~.

Herbivour…

Chapter 1: The big news

Varia Mansion, Italy

Xanxus, for the billionth time that day, sigh.

This act might be extremely odd for the hot tempered, rough man, much so doing it too many per day but even a harden Mafioso would break under the pressure. Of what, His most loyal subordinates don't know as the core members of the elite independent assignation squad of Vongola Famiglia, The Varia lunged nearby and watch Xanxus. It's been almost a month since their boss shown odd behaviors like now, another exasperated sigh escape the sprawled man in his throne like chair, a bottle of red wine and glass sitting beside him atop a small round table remain untouched and forgotten.

The constant sighing and negligence of alcohol intake are only two of the many oddities that can be notice. At first, the group shrugged this off as new form of mood swing from their ever temperamental leader, days and weeks pass and the behaviors become alarmingly suspicious and actually cost actual concern to the others with Levi's exception as the self-acclaim most loyal servant of the Varia leader distress day in and day out since the first sign shows up.

They tried to break their boss out of it and tried everything from Squalo intentionally irritating the man was expected to receive a bottle of flying liquor to his head, instead only a glare, a "Shut up, scum" and his ignored afterward (VOOIII! Don't ignore me you F'KING boss), Belphagor nagging with his creepy laugh and grin was met with an annoyed glare and a flying empty wine glass (Ushishishi! so sweet boss but no thanks I don't drink (*sniff* as if…)), Mammon tried to bribe the answers out of his [Authoress: or her?] boss using his money and Xanxus actually stare for five seconds but ignore the baby too, Levi ask Xanxus directly but was met with complete silence (Levi huddle in a corner and brood with black aura really oozing out of him…the others ignore him).

None work even when Fran and Lussuria team-up, using illusions Fran surround Lussuria in a curtain of mist. The result cause the whole room(except Xan-chan) to freeze in shocking horror, from the custom black leather uniforms of Varia, the flamboyant man now appears wearing a… sexy one piece bikini. Complete with multi-colored feathers and a head dress made of large peacock feathers, finished with red stilettos.

And the Varia members are scarred (mentally) forever.

Xanxus, (the lucky dude)was so deep in his thought even when Lussuria start the mind blowing dance [Authoress: I refrain in giving more details as I would not be responsible for any more mental damage to the readers and Lussuria this is only M rated…] didn't as much as bat an eye lash on the dangerous scene before him. He remains in his throne, eyes seeing nothing at all among the chaos inside the large room.

"Hurry, Call the Vendice!" Squalo almost shrieked at the panicking Arcobaleno, if only he can remember his also an illusionist.

"Gah! My eyes!" Bel hid behind the thick curtain to block the searing image from being permanently imprint in his mind. "Stop now! Please Lussuria!"

"Bel-sempai, stop being such a coward and face it" came the monotone voice of Fran, three curved knives answer his jab. Trust Fran to be undeterred.

And Levi?

His in the corner, mouth gurgling off white bubble substance as he is having a seizure at the moment from the image overload.

Anyway, Xanxus still didn't care as his mind wander on his train of thoughts.

~*X27*~

Vongola Castle, Italy

"Ok, everything seems normal" Shamal stood up and start packing his bag, a brunet sat right-up on a bed and button his dress shirt up.

"Thank you, Dr. Shamal" a small smile graze his pink lips as he rub a hand in his lower stomach, tracing an old faded scar under the soft material of shirt, one of the numerous souvenirs he acquired in the battles. The renown Trident Shamal face the young boss of the Vongola Famiglia, calculating eyes study the slender form, his eyes shift to where a hand rest gently.

"Decimo" Tsuna look up and caught the gaze, a sigh left his lips.

"Shamal, I know but it's not the right time" the brunet answer the unasked question; they've been at this for a while now, Shamal constantly reprimanding him and Tsuna remaining stubborn as a rock.

Shamal raise an eyebrow "Or you don't want to" it's a statement, Tsuna turn his head and look out from the window. He watches the blue sky framed by the window sill like a picture, sound of fluttering indicated the presence of numerous birds among the tall trees surrounding the castle where the Vongola main base currently reside.

"I'm just...unsure of their reaction" Tsuna admitted after the long silence, his worries we're unfounded as his guardians and those close around him we're know to be over-protective if not possessive of him and his welfare. Shamal could already imagine the enrage visage of his former students, brewing up a huge storm along the others, the man rub the bridge of his nose as a small tinge of headache began to make its presence known.

"Well yes, but still better to inform them as early as possible. It would only further the damage, it's for the better" Shamal stated, Tsuna bit his lips and mule over the statement. The old womanizer has a point, better sooner than later the result would still be the same, stalling the issue will only upset them.

"I guess…!" the young brunet let out a huge breath, "Thank you again" he smile gratefully. The doctor waves it off and began to walk off but stop and look again at the young boss. "Take it easy, I'm sure they'll understand. When it comes to you, they always will" and then went out.

Tsuna, now stood alone, his eyes never left the open door where Shamal exited. His mind replaying the conversation, Shamal's words resonate in the darkness of his mind as he close his eyes and lament. It's been a month, an awful lot of time wasted in his hesitation, maybe it's time.

He began walking out of the room but not before grabbing a small paper bag sitting atop the work desk, he made his way out of the medical wing and transverse the long, high ceiling hallways of the Vongola castle that serve as his home since arriving to Italy to officially take over as the new boss of the strongest Mafia Family in the world. He sometimes wondered idly about his old home back in Namimori, it's been years since he last set a foot in the small island country of Japan.

'Ah! Good old times!' It'll be nice to see his old home and town. Tsuna shook his head; this is where his home now and family even with Nana along with his father in another country. The Decimo stop at a huge set of heavy double doors made out of dark oak, the Vongola family's crest carved elaborately at the center and highlight with gold.

After admiring the ever grand door of his office for a spilt-second, he grasp the golden handle and push the door with ease, the room is cover in darkness. The curtains remain drawn shut and block the sunlight, obscuring the sight of his office, he automatically went behind what assume to be his working desk and lift the thick curtains.

Light filled the room, giving way to the sight of a spacious, elegant room furnish with elegant vintage furniture and appears made of mahogany. Right next to the wide, tall glass window that easily light the room was his desk made from dark cherry wood. Vines and leaves with gold and silver lining bold the edge of each carving, and much to Tsuna's ire, a huge stack of paperwork lay innocently atop the wide desk, it almost appear to be mocking him, again.

He sighs, and sits down reluctantly at his high-back chair made of the same material as the desk, red cloth cushion made for comfortable sitting. Picking up his black fountain pen, he grabs the first file for the day.

'Better start now' his early conversation with Shamal forgotten for now and focus his mind in work.

~*TLY*~

Dinner, Vongola Castl, Italy

Loud chattering and hearty laugh filled the reasonably size dining hall, a long wooden table place in the center of the room. Beautiful crystal chandeliers illuminate everything; sophisticated hand-painted paintings hung in walls painted with creamy peach color near the wide windows curtained in dark green curtains, a few plants litter along the pillars.

The guardians and others are all present today by the request of their beloved boss, everyone is curious of the sudden call. Usually, important calls like this are held in a separate room solely for meetings, guess they would just wait for the boss. Not too long, the door open and admit the Decimo, the room greeted the young boss pleasantly and receive a bright smile in return.

"Good evening everyone!" Tsuna claim his seat at the head of the table, his former home tutor sitting on his left and the storm guardian on the right. With Tsuna's signal the food were serve and the dinner begin. The loud chattering resume, now accompanied by the sound of utensils, Tsuna easily forgot his stiff body from the long hours of sitting and doing paperwork and enjoy his time with his family.

"So Dame-Tsuna" his attention divert from his right-hand-man to Reborn, free from the curse, the former baby now is a man more intimidating than his baby form start "Why's did you call everyone available here in Italy"

Tsuna nearly choke, he almost forgot the reason of this dinner. He inwardly sighs and prepares himself for next event, clearing his throat loudly to get everybody's attention. He stood up, the clattering and chatters stop and different pairs of eyes focus at the young brunet immediately.

"Everyone, there's something important I need to tell you" he paused and look at each of them "and I assure with Dr. Shamal's confirmation, that what I'm going to say is true…" he trailed off, he almost chuckle at sight of everyone leaning in anticipation as slight tension and apprehension arise.

"Juudaime, did something happen to you!" Gokudera Hayato asked his boss, his eyes showing worries at the mention of the infamous assassin doctor.

"Uhm…well, I'm attending bi-monthly check-up with Shamal… Tsuna said

"Dame-Tsuna just says it already!" Reborn snapped, almost tempted to pull-out a gun and shoot his student like the old days but refrain. The brunet is now his boss and the young man long ago earned his respect and what's left of the pathetic boy is his Dame title but even that is just now a nickname.

Tsuna mentally cringed, and compose himself as best as he could. Better finish this now

"It might sound so impossible but…" he hesitated, 'Here goes nothing!'

"I'm pregnant". The room becomes deadly still, but Tsuna is not finish, before anyone can snap out of their stupor…

"And Xanxus is the father"

Tsuna dropped the bigger bomb…

To be continued…

A/N:

Here's my first story, I'm kinda nervous because my English is not very good. I apologize for misspelling and wrong grammar.

So what do you think? Love it? Hate it? Or what? Send review, comment or whatever, everything is welcome except flames 'cause I'm already living in a tropical island country thank you very much.

Raze