84For some reason;
I got this inspiration when I called a wrong number as I tried calling my ex.
And so I said to myself… hey, why not?
I guess I should
(•_•)
( •_•)⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Get on with it...
Disclaimer: I will say this only once: I do not own Ah! My goddess! That honor is for Kosuke Fujishima alone as to the DMC series is to Capcom…
(•_•)
Zaberfang presents:
The Devil's Goddess
Level 1 : The Call
(•_•)
Devil May Cry...
Another day ends as Dante, the Son of Sparda returns to his so-called office…
More like a dingy old concrete warehouse turned rec room than an actual office, with different odds-and–end items placed all other the said office that looked extremely out of place.
He may be a good dresser, but he's no interior decorator.
Though to be honest, he doesn't seem to care much on the appearance of wherever he lived in, beyond being his own. And as long as he gets paid in making his living doing stuff that he's good at, that's good enough for him.
At least jobs that he's interested in doing.
While being known be to quirky and extremely choosy with the jobs offered to him, much to Morrison and Enzo's irritation. Dante makes up to it by being known as the only Odd-jobs man out there to have the unbelievably unmatched record of completely fulfilling any accepted requests.
And there are no further standing requests to be taken on at the moment.
Dante, having just received a rather fat pay on exterminating the latest 'pest' that was haunting the Bronx the other night,
The Devil that tried to summon its master by killing a certain number of virgins, and offering their still warm, beating hearts and blood to the completion of a summoning circle…
Well, at the least, Dante slashed the said masquerading devil into unrecognizable pieces…
Enough of the gory stuff then…
(•_•)
The old phone rings…
We see our devil hunter, now comfortably sitting behind his desk, as if it was not enough, he then raised his feet, and slams it on of the desktop, causing the retro dialled phone receiver to go flying up… and incredibly, into Dante's waiting hand.
"Sorry, we're closed today, please call again tomorrow."
"Its…"
But then again as soon as he heard the password, Dante finally acquiesces and listened to the job offer,
"Seriously the work never ends. Well, at least Morrison would be pleased with this…"
Morrison is one of the more honest agents in the business. And is one of Dante's trustworthy contacts.
The work details will be filled up, as soon as Morison comes back…
But first things first….
Dante's stomach grumbles…
"Okay, I hear ya. I've got to eat now or there's gonna be trouble."
Dante looks around for any grub in the fridge.
But sadly, there weren't anything inside fit for consumption,
"I don't remember buying any blue cheese," he comments as he takes out a blue block of cheese smelling object from the refrigerator.
For the reader's information, that is not Blue Cheese…
"Ugh," the devil hunter held up his nose upon realizing what it was,
"That was the last piece of chiffon cake I was saving last month…"
He may live like a slob, but he has his limits…
"looks like we're having a takeout as usual."
(•_•)
Using the phone at hand, Dante call his favoured Pizzeria.
"Andy's Pizzeria. May I take your order?"
"Yeah, hey Kenny. It's Dante."
"Oh, hey. The usual, I take it?"
"Yeah, my usual pizza. With ham and garlic potatoes."
"Would you like our rush delivery service, for an extra five bucks?"
"Yeah, rush it."
"Uh-huh. Now…about your tab."
That's because currently, Dante is broke...
"My tab? Ah, don't sweat the small stuff. I'll pay you everything I owe you soon enough."
"Yeah, right…"
"Oh, and, no olives, make it a large. Don't forget."
Silence came from the end of the line as the Dante held the line for the confirmation of his order.
Suddenly, another voice comes from the other side of the line...
"This is ANDY speaking... about your tab..."
Due to the long list of credit under his name, Dante has been banned from ordering from the said establishment until he pays his debt…in full.
"Ugh, Why?"
He grumbled as he returns to his seat behind the desk and scan some yellow pages for a fast food delivery service…
"Aha, this one looks good,"
Taking the phone, the devil hunter began to dial the number he found…
"Jaykies Pizza Delivery how may I help you?"
"I was would like to have an extra large Ham and Cheese Pizza delivered…"
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, our delivery cycles are still out for another three hours, but if you could…"
"Don't sweat it, I can't wait for three hours," Dante cuts the call, replacing the receiver on the retro phone.
"Just my luck…" he mutters, looking up the yellow pages for the next one.
The devil hunter tries to call another joint, but ends up in failure as the said place don't do deliveries as of yet…
He calls another one again, three times the charm they say…
After ten more tries….
"I'm sorry sir, but we're already closed for the day." The operator on the other line apologized to Dante,
'Wha…'
This left the Dante gaping at his unbelievable bad luck,
At this point he's getting really angry,
*RUMBLE*
His stomach rumbles again, this time however, made Dante go down to his knees, as if his energy got suddenly drained…
"MUST." Dante gasps as he dials the phone, in a deperate bid for survival,
A click echoes…..
"HAVE." Another set of numbers have been dialled,
Another click resounds as if a puzzle piece has bee put into place…
"FOOOOOD…." He gasps…. As he finally inputs whatever number he dialled.
Click…..
*RIIIIING. RIIING. RIIING.*
As Dante loses consciousness, the last thing he hears from the other line is,
"You have reached the Goddess Helpline…"
(•_•)
In the Dark Side of the moon, at the same time when Dante keeled over.
Sealed in the deepest darkest place anyone could conceive...
A pair of golden glowing eyes open... Illuminating the darkness with eldritch light,
"I sense the Blood of Sparda." a powerful deep voice can be heard...
A moonquake ensues...
(•_•)
Up next :
A Battle…
A destroyed office…
Dante: Now that that is out of our system… mind if we start over again by introducing ourselves….
(•_•)
Dante: Why on earth would God send me someone to grant me a wish?
? : I don't know the details, but would you please hurry up and wish already?
Dante: Alright. *Thinks for a while* very well, I wish I have a Goddess like you by my side, forever…
?: whaaa…
(•_•)
She rushes to the phone to ask the Center…
other side: Well what do you know, the wish was actually approved,
With twitching eyebrows, ? turns to Dante like a badly made robot, after she confirms to Ygrassil…
Dante: What Happened?
?( Over the phone):Good Luck! *Hearts*
?: Looks like I'll be staying with you after all…Forever!
Dante: Eh?
(•_•)
(•_•)
Author Notes:
Hello again guys,
I was just fooling around the keyboard... sorry if it was a bit rushed... and short...I need the input XD...
Please suggest...
When these paths cross, I have no idea where this tale would lead to either,