Mocking Alphabet

Zack was particularly annoying when there was something he wanted. He would pout and give you his worst puppy face. If there was anything more irritating in the world than Zack's supreme ability to get what he wants then it would had to be Genesis's broken record, reciting Loveless.

There was never a day Sephiroth thought he would say that there was something that would topple Genesis's ranking, but you see, there was one little thing.

Fangirls/boys.

That's right. Every time he was out and about there was at least one of his many fans tailing after him; a thought struck him when Zack had explained about his adventure with a Spiky Chocobo, for once the puppy was a little more useful than usual. Genesis would be proud that he had found a solution to their problem... but Genesis was not there anymore. None the less the plan must go on. There was one problem to his plan, it was to find someone convincing enough... and was able to live on life normally after the deed.

The week after his futile search he was informed he was to teach cadets Common language of all things. He had better things to do, but he had been promised a week to himself after teaching the cadets how to read and write reports. It shouldn't be too hard right?

When those messy spiky hair and bright blue eyes stared at me I knew it was the Spiky Chocobo. He was hard to miss and easy to spot, the photo of Cloud that Zack had showed him made finding him ridiculously easy. Zack had suggested to use Cloud for his plan, but Sephiroth wasn't so sure about it, like he said Cloud was hard to miss and easy to spot.

I received Cloud's second homework, though actually it was because his first homework only had one letter words, I decided to ask him after class.

"Cadet Strife stay behind, class dismissed."

As usual the shuffling of paper and slam of the door was evident that class had ended. Cloud was tense, unsure of what he had done wrong. Sephiroth was unsure how to word his phrasing, but they came tumbling out anyway. "Cloud I need you to help me with a special mission."

There was a pause, before Cloud replied. "What kind of mission?"

"Go out with me."

Cloud stared and answered with a dead pan tone. "Zack suggested you take me out on a date to get rid of your fan, didn't he?"

Sephiroth was slightly taken back by his bluntness. "Yes."

Cloud rolled his eyes. "I'll go out with you, after I kill Zack."

Somewhere in the Shin-Ra complex Zack Fair sneezed, out of instinct he hid in a nearby cupboard.