28So. They got off the train. Now they've arrived at the hotel.
Title: Hotel Fish are Fragile Creatures
Part:2/? (first part /Hide/Forum/message?forumid=13053&messageid=1024682026)
Author: Dinette
Rating: PG? PG13? G
Author's Notes: Even worse than the last chapter, I've included less you figure it out without a problem, I salute you.
Disclaimerish: Mine, all mine. WELL, I CAN DREAM, CAN'T I ?!
Even worse than the last chapter, I've included less you figure it out without a problem, I salute you.
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The hotel at last.
"Yay! It's our hotel!"
"I don't believe they don't have a swimming pool! I pronounce this place lousy."
"Don't be so spoilt, and Sakuragi don't bounce on the bed. You'll break it."
"ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE TENSAI'S FAT?"
"Of course. Do'ahou."
"I was asking the Gori, not some stupid brainless clumsy sly amateurish incompetent lazy Kitsune like you."
"Do'ahou."
"Kitsune!"
"Do'ahou."
"Kitsune!"
"Do'ahou."
"Kitsune!"
"Both of you stop that at once."
"Ayako! You arrived!"
"Thank God."
"Aya-chan…"
"Well, I'm off to my room. Its number 981, but don't come after me if its not an emergency."
"No…no…you can't go Ayako, *this* is an emergency. I'm stuck here with these idiots."
"Byyeee!"
"Oh well."
"I've never seen Akagi *quite* so desperate before."
"Well, he's never spent a whole day in our company before, with nothing to do other than talk."
"Aya-chan…"
"Miyagi, snap out of it. She's gone."
"Or would you like some ice water again…"
"Shut up Mitsui. Which reminds me, Sakuragi, I've never quite avenged myself yet."
"What are you doing to the tensai…what…wha…AHHHH!"
"Revenge is sweet eh, Miyagi?"
"Sure is."
"Well, let's all stop fighting and unpack. Three of you to one room, fight it out amongst yourselves who gets the couch. Here are the keys."
"Throw 'em to me Kogure! Throw them, throw them!
Whups. Sorry about that Gori."
"Gori?"
"What."
"I forgot to bring my soap."
"Oh."
"So I guess I won't bathe."
"Share with Miyagi or Mitsui. They're your roommates aren't they?"
"Miyagi forgot to bring his too. There's not enough to go around."
"Okay. I'm going out shopping for snacks as well. I'll buy the soap. Anything else anybody?"
"Me."
"Here."
"I need…"
"Hold it. Write it down on this list and…"
"WOULD YOU QUIT SHOVING MITSUI?"
"WELL I WOULD IF YOU'D LET ME HAVE THE PEN!"
"Its so boring."
"Wish we could have gone with Gori."
"Let's check out the rest of this place."
"Fine by me. Sakuragi, do you want to come?"
"Yes."
"Oh look, there's a pond."
"And there are *fishes* inside."
"Aww… they're so cute!"
"Oh aren't *you* the cutest little fishy…"
"Hanamichi?"
"Mmph?"
"I don't think fishes eat chips."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"But they're *salsa* chips."
"So?"
"Mr. Twinkles Salsa chips. Good anytime, anywhere."
"Oh god, Miyagi take a look at this fish. Its sooo smart."
"What's it doing?"
"Aww, its swimming upside down! Now isn't that clever."
"Aww…clever little bugger."
"I tell you, it was the salsa chips that made him smart."
"Whatever."
"Oh look, all the other fishes are doing it too!"
"Well, they're all pretty smart, In that case."
"Do'ahous. When fish swim upsidedown, they're dead."
"WARGH!"
"Don't ever creep up from behind of us again."
"Waitasec… what did you just say?"
"They're…*dead*."
"Oh man, Sakuragi, you are so evil. You just killed the fishes!"
"The cutest one! It's the deadest!"
"I'm horrified."
"But…but…I didn't *mean* to! I thought it was brain food!"
"What are we going to do…"
"RUN! The manager's coming."
"Oh shit, is he gone yet?"
"All clear."
"Well."
"Well."
"Well."
"Do'ahous"
"At least…we can still have fun with it…"
"How?"
"You'll see…"
"Well, I'm back."
"AUGH! AKAGI!"
"What!"
"YOU KILLED THE FISH!"
"What?!"
"Look down."
"…"
*running footsteps*
"What is it? Did someone get hurt?"
"Miyagi! Why didcha scream so loud!"
"Gori killed the fish."
"Yes. They were taking a nap there and then he *stepped* on them."
"I did *not*!"
"Yes you did. See? The fish are dead, and you're still stepping on one."
"Where, where! Which foot?"
"The right one."
"Oh, Akagi, how *could* you."
"Now, Kogure, this is really too ridiculous…"
"You murderer."
"Kakuta? Et tu?" à(you too?)
"Well, you did kill the fish…"
"Now this is preposterous. Fish don't nap! And how'd they get up here? Now, Rukawa. *You* tell me what happened."
*point point*
"Whhatt? Us? Nonsense!"
"Exactly! We deny all charges!"
"I didn't even go near the pond!"
"So they came from the pond."
"Wha..I didn't say that! Don't put words in people's mouths Gori!"
"Well…so thanks to the three of you, I shan't give you your items until after dinner… I leave you now to go take a bath."
"Mitsui…"
"I know!"
"They're all advancing on us!"
"This. Is. All. Your. Fault. Sakuragi."
"No its not! Stupid Kitsune spilled the beans!"
"Ooo…do you three know how long I waited for Akagi to get my stuff?"
"Er, no?"
"CHARGE!"
"AIEEE!"
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