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Perils of a Time-Traveling Orange Sage!
Chapter 2: Two Foxes and Two Travelers
It was official, the universe officially loved to screw Naruto over with absolutely BULLSHIT level luck in everyday life, but at least he was the "Anti-Tsunade"-If anyone gets that reference, feel free to laugh your ass off at the sheer damn irony of it, hell I did and I WROTE the damn story for crying out loud! Anyway, while the, uh, two Kyuubi siblings were having a verbal spat, everyone else was-Minato, Kushina, Sakura, and Naruto-could not for the life of them figure out what the fuck was going on here. Minato was thinking, "TWO Kyuubis! GREAT! Now I will have less time to go on dates with Kushina-chan trying to solve this!" Kushina was oddly thinking the same thing, except, well I will put it bluntly, Jiraiya has a very BIG fan in Kushina for his Make-Out Series, and so instead of dates she was thinking about all the great sex she would miss out while they were solving this-AWKWARD! Naruto and Sakura were just in mental overload from the combined factors of going back in time, being chibified, and the fact that they now have to deal with two Kyuubis as well.
"Okay," said Naruto getting everyone's attention, "can you two please explain the crazy now. I'm really getting freaked now." The two Kyuubi's looked at each other and nodded. "To put it bluntly," began the female, "there can not be two identical Kyuubi's in the same time. Humans, oddly, don't fall into this factor. Bijuu do. That being said, in order to avoid a very dangerous clash of energies, I had to turn female and the other had to absorb traits of Naruto's personality that resonated off of me. Go figure that one. Anyway, you two have been reverted to your younger bodies as a result of the chakra overload that occured when those two Uchiha decided to fuck around with space-time just to kill you. To put it simply, we have traveled back in time by about twenty-two years, about one year after Minato here became Yondaime." When the female Kyuubi finished, everyone else was sitting on the floor of the mindscape in order to digest this new information.
"So basically," began Minato, "these two got in a fight with some grade-A dumbasses and it resulted in the incredibly large headache we now find ourselves in, correct?" "Yep, that pretty much covers it!" said the male Kyuubi with a very Naruto-ish smile and thumbs up.
HEY FAITHFUL READERS...THIS PARTIAL CHAPTER COMES WITH GOOD AND BAD NEWS...
BAD NEWS-I HAVE HIT THE LARGEST BRICK WALL IN THIS STORY AND CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME GET ANYMORE INSPIRATION FOR THIS STORY THAT WHAT YOU SEE ABOVE.
GOOD NEWS...I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE WHOM I DEEM WORTHY OF CONTINUEING THIS STORY FROM WHERE I LEFT OFF
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I feel really bad for not being able to continue this one myself, but this story has had me in such a bind, that it has stonewalled me being able to successfully work on a lot of my other works from getting updated or even published for viewing-Basically, if you like my other stories, you can blame this sucker for causing you all the grief of wondering why I am taking so long to update. I should have a couple of updates and new stories fully ready for a mass-publish within a month or less if I can to make up for the delays.
Once again, I sincerely apologize to all of my readers and hope you will continue to read my work after this literary nightmare that I have been through.
Until next time-DATTEBAYO Everybody!