Alright guys this is my first Ouran HSHC story so please bear with me. Also i'm not one of those authors who say favorite review blah blah blah or they won't post stories. Me i just want your honest opinion. If they are all good i'll continue, if they are bad then i know i suck and ill discontinue :) so enjoy ^_^

~ M.E.S

P.S Haruhi's hair is long, she wears contacts and the uniform for girls is a button down white blouse, tie with purple strip, and the blue/purplish blazer with a black pleated skirt (The girls wear the same top as the guys do) I just didn't like the mustard yellow dresses -shudders-


{EDITED* I revised and made it better. SEriously, how the fuck did you guys read the pre-edited crap?!}

Haruhi's P.O.V

~Starting today you are a host!~

Jeez, was it this hard to find a quiet place for studying?! I sighed as I went up the spiral staircase. Rich people, I scoffed as I trudged on. They should have known that libraries were used for studying, not partying!

I kept on walking until I found a room: Music Room #3. Hmm, no noise...looks promising. I slowly turned the door knob. What I saw made my books drop.

"Welcome to the host club!" a group of male voices erupted from the opened doors. As well as a bunch of bright red rose petals.

'What spaghetti wrapped suasage hell is going on here?!' I looked around while trying not to gape as to avoid accidentally choking on a rose petal. They were all extremely good looking.

"And what is your name, princess?" A blonde boy asked as he pulled a full bloomed rose out of thin air and gave it to me.

Unconsciously, I blushed. The blonde, unaware of my reaction, put a hand on my back and steered me to the group of couches nearby.

'Hey buddy don't you think that's a little too soon? Also, could use some privacy from the rest or do you want an audience?' At least that's what I wanted to say, but I remained speechless.

"So, princess, your name?" The blonde smiled charmingly at me.

"Uh...It's Haruhi Fu-"

"Haruhi Fujioka, former honor student who recently got in at Ouran from a scholarship. Currently, her monetary status is at an average which, simply speaking means she is somewhat of a commoner. She is closer at being like one of us, but her father is currently in the process of investment so I can't say for sure where she stands." Stated the boy with black hair and glasses.

'Damn, he's gorgeous...' I bit my lip trying my best to hide the fact that I was giving him a once over.

What the—Wait...Where did he get that information from?!

"Welcome to the Ouran host club, princess Haruhi." The blonde gently took my hand and leaned in closely his violet eyes soft and burning.

"Allow me to introduce myself," he said as he kissed my hand. "I am, Tamaki Suou, at your service, my princess."

His face was centimeters away from me. I jerked back quickly and my left eye nervously twitching. Then, accidentally, my elbow pushed over a very expensive looking vase.


O… o, oh no!

I hardly gulped as I glanced back at the group of guys before me.

"It seems that we won't be able to auction off the vase. Quite a dissapointment...we could've gotten 8 million yen from it," the guy with the glasses said while he scribbled something in a black notebook before looking at me. "Well, Miss Fujioka, are you willing to pay? That is if you have the money— which you don't, if I remember correctly."

I gulped.

"Uh...well, i-is there something else I could do?" I asked nervously. Tamaki stood up from his place on the couch.

"Hmm… well, Kyoya, she seems to want to repay us," Tamaki said to who I assumed was Kyoya.

"And you can't deny—" a red haired boy stated.

"—that she is more than just pretty," another red haired boy, who appeared to be the other red head's twin, finished the sentence.

Both of them had their arms around me.

'Oh lord, every girl's dream...well at least my dream'

"Tama-chan! What do you want to do? I think she should stay with us! Right, Takashi?" A little boy, with hair a shade darker of gold than Tamaki, hugged my torso. He had a bunny with him and he looked absolutely adorable.

"Hmm…" Tamaki walked toward me, his eyes observing me carefully. "Alright, I've made my decision!" He dramatically pointed in my direction, exclaimed, "Starting today you are a host!"

My eye twitched.

"I suppose I could make this work," Kyoya tapped his pen on his chin. "Alright, you are going to run some errands when we need things and help us with customers. You will be together with Haninozuka and put up the act as a loving and caring mother-like figure. It will be cute, so it will attract attention, and when customers request you, you can have the girls to talk, which will increase our customers and our profit making. My, this will actually work out!" Kyoya smirked while scribbling away in his notebook.

"Since now you are part of the host club, we have to introduce ourselves," Tamaki said to me.

He pointed to the twins. "Hikaru and Kouro Hitachiin, who are known as the Hitachiin twins."

The twins gave me a mischievous smirk.

Next, he pointed to Kyoya. "This is Kyoya Otori, our vice president and the one who passes and proposes any financial incomes and outcomes."

Kyoya kept typing away in his laptop.

He then pointed to an emotionless dark haired tall guy and the little blonde haired kid. "That there is Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka—" he gestured to the tall one, "—and there is Mitsukuni "Huni" Haninozuka."

The little kid climbed off Mori-Senpai and rushed over to me. I automatically took him into my arms.

"I already introduced myself, but let me repeat once again. I am the president, or King, of the host club, Tamaki Suou at your service." He bowed.

Hunny-Senpai wrapped his arms around my neck.

"Haru-chan! You are really pretty you know?" I blushed as he giggled adorably. Tamaki came over and stood near me.

"Well, it seems that someone already likes you Haruhi." He looked up to meet my eyes. It was strange how he and Hunny-senpai looked related.

Hikaru least I think it was Hikaru.

"Damn, if you ever get with Tamaki and have his children-" He began

"Huni look-a-likes will pop out." His twin finished for him.

My face instantly felt hot, I was a bit irked and embarrassed.

"Yay! Haru-chan is my okaa-san and Tama-chan is my otou-san!" Huni wrapped one arm around Tamaki's neck as well as mine.

"Gah!" I exclaimed.

"Mitsukuni, time for cake," Mori-Senpai said. And then, Hunny jumped off my arms and followed Mori-Senpai.

"YAY! I get cake!" Hunny exclaimed as he gobbled down an entire cake. I just stood there perplexed.

The twins walked past me and said in unison, "You'll get used to it."

'Seriously, what the flying fuck did I get my self into?!'

"Well, it is almost time to open up," Tamaki stated as he handed me something. "It's the crest of the host club."

He smiled warmly, and I opened my palm to find a rose pin. I clipped it to the lapels of my blouse.

"Remember, Haruhi, you are going to act as though you are charmed by us and attend to Hunni. You got that?" Kyoya said to me as he scribbled in his notebook. "And don't be afraid to let more of your feminine side out."

Great, I just had had to break the vase to get into this trouble. Well, at least I didn't have to trouble my father for 8 million yen.'

Soon, girls were talking with all the host club members.

A girl was talking to Tamaki; she asked why he let me join the host club.

"Well, we decided to let her join since Hunny seemed to think of her as a mother-like figure. We couldn't bear to tear Haruhi away from his side. So, now, here she is." Tamaki pointed in my direction, where I was serving tea as it was time to put on my motherly act.

"Oh, Hunni, sweetie, you got chocolate on your shirt," I said as I wiped chocolate cake from his face and shirt.

"I'm sorry Haru-chan!" he apologized with teary eyes.

I automatically hugged him close. He was just so adorable! "It's ok, Hunni-senpai," I assured as he looked at me with puppy dog eyes.

The girls were all 'aww'ed. Then, they went nuts when he sucked his thumb, while I cradled him in my lap.

"That is just so adorable!"


"I just want to cuddle him to death!"

That was what most of the girls were saying. I then continued to rock him while the girls stared and made comments about the cuteness. Soon, Hunni-Senpai fell asleep.

Seriously, a 17-years-old high scholar still looked this cute and takes naps?

Kyoya nodded in my direction, which meant he approved my work.

"Excuse me princess, I must say you are looking quite pretty today," Tamaki said as he offered a rose to a black haired girl.

"Shut up, Tamaki! Can't you see how cute Hunni is?" she pushed Tamaki and he fell on the floor. Hunny turned around and I pushed his hair out of his eyes.

"Awww!" There came the replies.

"Kyoya! They are ignoring me!" Tamaki whined at Kyoya.

"I wish I could do the same," Kyoya said.

Tamaki simply continued to have his childish fit.

"Seems like she is a natural," the twins stated in sync.

"Mmhm," Mori made his presence known.

"She sure will bring in money," Kyoya said, oblivious to the fact that I could hear what they were saying perfectly.

The next day, my belongings were inside the pond.

"What the—" I leaned over the ledge.

"That's not the only thing that will end up in the pond," a voice behind me said as I felt a hand pushed me forward, and then I was rapidly approaching the ground.

I barely noted that I was screaming for my dear life.


Hey my readers, I decided to merge chapters. This is the beginning of the second part so enjoy! (and no, I am not dead.)

Starting today you are a host! part 2

Haruhi's point of view

"Haruhi! Princess!" Tamaki yelled.

I was caught by someone, nearly making him collapse to the floor. I looked up and saw that it was Kyoya.

"Haruhi, are you alright?" Kyoya asked as he carefully put me on the floor.

"Haruhi!" Tamaki yelled again, rushed toward me before hugging me close. "Are you hurt? What happened? Kyoya and I were just coming from the library when we heard a scream from above; we looked up and saw you falling! Thankfully, Kyoya moved in time to catch you."

"I'm fine, Senpai. Maybe get a little spooked, but still fine."

I got out of his embrace. I looked over at Kyoya, feeling grateful that he just happened to be there. I would've been in the hospital by now had he not caught me!

I hugged Kyoya and said to him, "Thank you."

He seemed surprised but kept on his cool face and simply returned the embrace. Then, I let go of him, because I still needed to get my stuff out of the pond.

"You're welcome Haruhi, but do you know who it was?" Kyoya asked.

I shook my head.

"Hmm...," Kyoya muttered as he started to walk away.

"Kyoya, aren't you going to come to—" Tamaki started.

"I will meet you in the music room,...I have business to take care of." Kyoya walked off.

Meanwhile, I had taken off my shoes and my knee-high white socks. I was in the pond, looking for my stuff. The only thing I couldn't find was my wallet. I need it, or else, I won't be able to eat!

"What are you looking for? Do you need help?" Tamaki asked as I searched around blindly for my wallet.

"Don't worry, Senpai. I'm alright." Damn! Where was it?

I glanced at Tamaki, he was already in the water.

"Senpai, you don't have to do that, really. I'm fine," I told him.

"I don't mind. A little water doesn't hurt anyone. Besides, people are always telling me that I'm dripping with good looks." He laughed as he held something up.

"Is this what you are looking for?" He smiled as he handed me my wallet. I took it.

"Thanks, Senpai." I smiled at him "We should get going to the Host club," I said as I put on my shoes.


"Really? I can't imagine what I'll do if it's my things that get thrown in the pond instead. Worst of all, you got Tamaki to get into that filthy water!" Ayanokoji said as she took a sip of her tea. If she disliked me so much, why would she request me?

"You know, the only reason Tamaki is making such a fuss over you is because you are new, right? A guy like Tamaki would never be interested in a girl like you," she said steely.

"You are one crazy and jealous bitch," I said as I leaned back on the couch and crossed my arms.

She stared at me with wide eyes.

"You stupid piece of-!"

Ayanokoji's point of view (when she asked Tamaki why he let Haruhi join)

A girl as a host? Why? So lesbos could come freely whenever they wanted? [a/n: not meant to offend anyone] Really, Tamaki must have been really stupid! Hot, but stupid.

"Why did you let that girl join, Tamaki?" I asked him sweetly.

"Well, we decided to let her join since Hunny seemed to think of her as a mother-like figure. We couldn't bear to tear Haruhi away from his side. So, now, here she is." Tamaki pointed in her direction.

She was pretty! She might want to have Tamaki for herself! Fucking commoner, of course she would want him! I narrowed my eyes on her.

She was serving tea to Tamaki and me, when Tamaki presented me as one of his regular customers.

"Haruhi, this is princess Ayanokoji." The girl bowed.

"Hello, princess Ayanokoji, would you like some tea?" She smiled kindly.

"That was so cute, Haruhi! You are definitely a natural!" Tamaki hugged the girl really tight and he lifted her off the floor. I nearly choked on my tea.

"Senpai! Let me go!" She struggled off him. Stupid commoner! I gripped my teacup so hard that it smashed to pieces in my lap.

"Is everything alright, Ayanokoji?" Kyoya asked me. He had a dustpan and a brush in his hand. After he had cleaned up, he gave me a piece of paper. I looked at it then looked back at him.

"I expect it to be given the next time we meet," he said as he walked away. Great! Now, I had to payback for the broken teacup! Wait. How did he have that already? Never mind that, there were other things that more important, like how Tamaki completely forgot about me! Instead, he was ogling that filthy commoner! The nerve of him!

"Oh, Tamaki, did you forget about me?" I asked as I sipped my tea.

"Oh no, princess, I am just making sure our new host is doing well," he responded as he blushed a little. I smiled tightly and glanced at Haruhi. She would be a problem if I wanted Tamaki all by myself!

It was seemed that Aiko was no longer a threat. The only threat was Haruhi. A very big one.

Haruhi's Point of View (back to the Present)

"You stupid piece of—!" Ayanokoji yelled as she lunged and pushed me to the floor.

"Get off me!" I said as she clawed at my clothes and hair. Soon, the twins separated us —well, they poured water on her to pry her off me.

"Well, Miss Ayanokoji, it seems that you are not able to behave well in the Host club," Tamaki told her as she struggled out of the twins' grip.

"I'm afraid I'm gonna ask you to leave."

"No! Tamaki, what have you done, you idiot?!" Ayanokoji yelled as she was dragged by the twins to the door.

"Sorry," Kaoru started as he opened the door.

"But we don't want any filthy, wet animals," Hikaru added.

"In our Host Club!" they both finalized as they pushed her out and shut the doors in her face. I shakily stood up. My hair was a mess and my skirt was ripped all the way up to my hip.

"Haruhi, are you ok? Oh, my little girl! My sweet little angel!" Tamaki held me close. Again. So I pushed him away, and he fell on the floor. He pouted and sulked away into a corner of the room.

"By any chance, do you guys have a spare uniform?" I asked to no one in particular. Kyoya then handed me a bag, I looked in and saw the blouse and the skirt.

"Thanks, I'll go change." I walked in the direction Kyoya pointed at.

"Want us to come help you?" the twins asked, grinning mischievously.

"Fuck off." I said as I closed the curtain door. I opened the bag and took out the uniform.

"What the?" I held up the skirt.

There is no way.

No. Fucking. Way. I'm going to wear this.

A few minutes later...

I walked out of the changing room. All of the host's eyes were on me.

"What?" I stared at them all back.

"Damn, Haruhi!"

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