Lexxa: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!

Ichigo: This review is from a guest.

Lexxa: Welcome, guest!

i dare ed to let roy call him short n not explode with rage

Edward: Not going to happen. I'm not short.

Roy: Shorty, what's up? Shorty, why won't you answer me? Shorty!

Edward: Who's Shorty?

Roy: You are, Shorty.

Edward: I am not short!

Lexxa: Temper!

Roy: You are very short.

Edward: I. Am. Not. Short.

Roy: You are very short.

Lexxa: No rage!

Edward: -sits there-

Lexxa: -gives Edward a cookie- Good boy!

Edward: -noms on cookie-

Ichigo: That's all we have from the guest…

Lexxa: Review!

Roy: Where's my Shorty?

Ed: I am not short!

Lexxa: Aw, come on Shorty! You know you are.

Ed: I am not!

Lexxa: Sure you're not.