"Hello, Merlin."

"Hello, Arthur."

"So..what have you been up to?"

"Arthur, we're enemies now. You can't just ask me what I'm up to!"

"Yeah well, I didn't really care anyway. You've probably been lazing about while my new servant George's been busy cleaning up after me."

"Oh, so you have a new servant now?"

"Yep, and he's ten times better than my old one. He gets me my breakfast on time, cleans my room, and mucks out the stables without complaining!"

"Really? Poor guy! Maybe I should recommend him to serve my new master. I'm sure he'll be happy to take on a second manservant."

"You have a new master?"

"Yup. One that never shouts, never orders me around, and treats me like his best friend."

"Really? Who is this new master?"

"Would you like me to call him, Sire?"

"Go ahead."

"Oh Gwaine…"

That awkward moment when Arthur's so jealous he's turned green.

A/n I…I've fallen into writer's block! I'm sorry, I know this isn't very funny, but I did try my best. Hopefully this will add to the plot.