Remember way back when in either Consider Yourselves Kitties or Man, I Miss the Kitties when I mentioned making a compilation full of extras for my Kitty Trilogy?
Well this is it. I know. It's been a while.
I do not own Naruto. And there will be two+ OCs in this. Some chapters might have none or one or more. Just be aware of that.
This chapter contains two gay boys who are madly in love with each other.
Don't like it, don't read it.
First Person Alice!
"Well this is dumb…" I mused, staring at the strange arrangement of desks in my AP psychology class.
My psychology teacher, Mr. Lyons is one of the funniest men I know and an incredible teacher. However, he's a freaking weirdo. He gets a kick out of tormenting his students and he has a man crush on Justin Timberlake.
He's admitted it.
"I kinda like it." Kathryn mused from beside me.
The tables were packed into a huge pile, essentially demanding all of us get up close and personal with each other. I wasn't alright with this because I had personal space issues.
I glanced at her. "This requires me to sit with people I have no desire to sit with."
"Oh get over it." Courtney told me. "You need to be more social anyways so we can find you a mate."
"Courtney." I deadpanned.
"Yes?" She sang.
I stared at her. "Go take your whorish face elsewhere before I put my foot through it."
"You can't get your leg up this high." She challenged.
I glanced at her. "You'd be surprised, slut."
Kathryn smiled and rumpled my hair. "Don't be so cranky, Alice. It's almost the weekend."
"Thank Jashin." I sighed.
Kathryn snickered. "Take your nerdiness out of here."
"You love my nerdiness." I reminded her, entering the room and picking a seat on the very edge of the pile.
"No no, Alice." Mr. Lyon sang. "I have assigned seats picked out."
I stared at him. "Do you want to die?"
He smirked at me. "I dare you to try it."
"Mr. Lyons." I sighed.
"What it do, baby boo?" He asked, still smirking.
"You are a certified moron." I told him.
He flicked my forehead. "I also control your grade."
"True story." I nodded. "Well played. Where do I sit?"
My knuckles cracked as my moronic substitute Mrs. Knight went off on a tangent about people who didn't do their homework. I personally did the homework because it was just one of the generic worksheets based on one of the books we read.
Our regular teacher never counted these for a grade and half the time, we never had to do them. But Mrs. Knight decided recently for some reason that these things were for grades and they actually counted. There were only four people who actually did them.
Technically, I didn't do it. Brett did…
Mrs. Knight glared at Seth when she saw he didn't have his homework and he gave her a cheeky smile. She moved onto me and gave me a bright grin before moving onto Kathryn.
Mrs. Knight and Kathryn did not get along because Mrs. Knight was one of the few people that could bring out Kathryn's angry, serious, bitch side.
Kathryn, like always, never did her homework and she looked up at our sub when she reached her desk. Mrs. Knight frowned about the lack of worksheet on her desk and she dropped the clipboard in her hand and put her hands on her hips.
"Kathryn, this is the fourth time you haven't done your homework." Mrs. Knight screeched. "I'm sick of it."
Kathryn raised her eyebrow at her. "These aren't supposed to be for a grade. I read the book, why does it matter if I didn't do some stupid worksheet over my opinion on the book?"
"Because I said it does." Mrs. Knight snapped. "I'm your teacher. I'm in charge of your grade."
"No, you're not." Kathryn scoffed. "Mrs. Newman controls the grades. You don't even have access to the real grade book. That's why you carry around the stupid clipboard."
Mrs. Knight puffed up angrily and I was slowly growing tenser and tenser. I was daring her to say something to Kathryn in front of me. They had gotten into it before and I got suspended for three days because I broke one of the desks by throwing it out of my way to get to Mrs. Knight.
Fortunately, I was restrained by a few of the guys in my class.
"Your disrespect makes me sick. Go to the office and tell the principal what a slutty, little bitch you're being." She spat.
Now, you see, I realized Kathryn was being disrespectful towards Mrs. Knight who was an adult and was temporarily in charge of us. However, this is Kathryn we're talking about. Kathryn is mine. She is my best friend. She has been my best friend since our first day of school. She has stuck with me through things that would destroy friendships.
She has always been there at my side.
So, you can't really blame me for being so possessive and protective of her, can you?
I got to my feet, knocking my chair over and I prepared to beat Mrs. Knight's face in for saying something to Kathryn. Fortunately for her, I was restrained.
Seth, who sat beside me like always, shot up and grabbed me, pinning my arms to my side before I could jump over the desk and slaughter that stupid teacher. Her eyes widened at the obvious anger in my face and she backed up a bit while Kathryn smirked.
"I'll be sure to tell the principal what you called me. You better kiss your teaching license goodbye." Kathryn chirped. "When my mom finds out how insane and rude you are, you'll be living under a bridge."
Kathryn's mother is a lawyer. And a damn good one at that.
Kathryn grabbed my shoulder. "Calm down, Alice. It's alright."
"No one talks to you like that in front of me." I growled. "That dumb, incompetent bitch is no different. She says one more thing to you, and I'll snap her fucking fat, wrinkly neck with a textbook."
"I know, Momma." Kathryn smiled. She looked at Seth. "Help me take her to the office. If she stays in here, she'll break a desk on someone's head."
Sethy-Poo nodded and helped Kathryn escort me from the room. When we got into the hallway, I relaxed substantially.
"You usually don't get pissed that easily." Kathryn pointed out, looking at me.
Sethy glanced at me. "You seem angrier than usual." He looked over me. "Is it your back?"
"That's not helping my case." I grunted. "I'm just annoyed today."
"Why?" Kathryn wondered.
I glanced at her. "Dickhead."
She gave me an uncharacteristically evil frown.
"Brett, what are you doing?"
Louis stood in the doorway of his bedroom, his piercing green eyes locked on his incredibly adorable boyfriend. Brett, at that moment, was doing a backbend on the bed.
Brett allowed himself to fall out of his acrobatic position and smiled at his boyfriend. "Nothing."
Louis stared. "…Okay…"
Brett situated himself into an Indian style sitting position and put his hands on his knees, all while fixing Louis with a loving smile. "When's the baby getting home?"
"She should be home soon. No more than an hour." Louis confessed. "Why?"
"No reason." Brett shrugged. "I just miss Alice's cute face."
Louis smirked. "You're cute."
"Not as cute as you~!" Brett countered with a grin.
Louis frowned. "Do you really want to have this argument? I'll force you into submission." He wiggled his eyebrows. "You can take that however you want to."
Brett grabbed his head. "Perverted mental images!"
Louis made to comment but was cut off by a knock on the door. Curious, he backed out of his bedroom and hit the stairs, heading for the door. Brett followed after him, a spring in his step.
Just as Louis got off of the stairs, Brett lunged at him and latched onto his shorter boyfriend. "Carry me!"
Louis chuckled and situated his hold on Brett so he could carry him in a piggy back. "This will be the only time you're on top of me so enjoy it."
Brett buried his face into Louis's shoulder. "So perverted."
"That's the point, babe." Louis grunted. He opened the door and cocked his head to the side at the woman who lived two condos down. "Sup?"
"I was just checking to see if everything was alright. I haven't heard any screaming today." She smiled.
Louis smirked at her. "I killed Alice and buried her in the backyard."
The woman's eyes widened.
"Louis." Brett scolded. He smiled at the elderly woman, unknowingly winding her because of his breathtaking cuteness. "He's kidding. Alice is at school and we've been busy packing for a trip to visit my parents. We haven't had time to goof off too much yet."
She put her hand against her chest and sighed with relief. "Oh good."
Brett grinned. "Thanks for your concern though."
The woman returned his smile before heading back towards her home. When she got off the steps, Louis swung the door shut before he glanced over his shoulder at Brett. "Do I really seem that believable?"
"Louis, you shoved a cell phone up our neighbor's ass for being mean to me and Alice." Brett deadpanned.
Louis huffed. "The asshole didn't quit. I told him if he didn't shut up I was going to shove his phone up there. He didn't, thus why his ass vibrated when his mother called him."
Brett snorted and kissed Louis's cheek. "I love you."
"I love you too." Louis assured him. He set Brett on the couch before joining him. As soon as he got settled, Brett latched onto him again. Louis just smirked with approval and returned the embrace.
"We need to get a cat." Brett said simply. "I miss having something to cuddle with."
Louis stared at him. "What the fuck are we doing right now?"
"You don't purr when I pet you." Brett pointed out, carding his fingers through Louis's hair.
Louis made a purring sound, causing Brett to giggle.
Brett rubbed his nose against Louis's. "You don't meow when I talk to you."
"Meow." Louis deadpanned.
"You don't have cute little whiskers." Brett added with a grin.
"You always whine about my facial hair." Louis huffed. "And Alice hates it because I always grind my beard against her face."
Brett kissed his nose. "When you grow out facial hair, it hides your adorable dimples."
Louis rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Why can't we get a dog?"
"We're not allowed." Brett reminded him. "Condo people say no."
"The fuck we're not." Louis snapped. "If I want a dog, I'll get a fucking dog."
Brett kissed Louis's nose again. "Easy, Lulu." He rested his head against Louis's. "But seriously, I want a kitty."
"So we'll get you a kitty." Louis shrugged. "Alice is allergic to them though."
"They only make her sneeze. That's it." Brett stated. "We'll talk to her when she gets home."
"You know she's going to tell you to do what you want." Louis pointed out. "Alice doesn't care as long as you're happy."
Brett smiled. "You two are so good to me."
"You deserve every ounce of affection." Louis informed him. "You're easily the best human being I know."
"Just because I'm a vegetarian doesn't mean I'm a good person." Brett laughed.
"That's not at all what I meant and you know it." Louis deadpanned.
Brett smiled and nuzzled into his smaller, yet more muscular boyfriend. "I know. I just like watching you get riled up because it's adorable."
"Almost like a kitty." Brett added.
Louis frowned at him. "I'm not a pussy."
"Not at all, baby." Brett snickered.
The jingle of keys sounded at the front door before the lock clicked and the door swung open. Alice slipped inside the condo before taking off her shoes. She dropped her text book on the floor beside the door before stomping to the kitchen.
Brett and Louis exchanged a look.
"She's in a bad mood." Brett pointed out.
Louis nodded before getting up. He walked to the kitchen and peeked in to see Alice hanging up the keys to the Hummer. She walked to the fridge and began shoving things aside.
"Hey cutie." Louis greeted.
Alice grunted at him.
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"Nothing Lou. I'm fine." Alice replied simply. She snatched a bottle of water off of the bottom shelf before shutting the fridge door and stalking over to the medicine cabinet and tossing the door open. She grabbed four bottles before ripping the lids off them.
"Alice." Louis said firmly.
Alice looked at him out of the corner of her eye, pausing with a bottle of pills in her hand. "What, Louis?"
"What's wrong with you?" Louis demanded.
She sighed. "What isn't wrong with me, Louis?"
"I'm serious. You tell me right now, or I'll beat it out of you." Louis ordered.
Alice closed her eyes. "It's just been a shitty day and my back and shoulder are driving me up a wall."
"Why?" Louis asked. "Did you do bad on a test or something?"
Alice scoffed. "No. And even if I did, I wouldn't give a shit."
"So what?" Louis pressed.
"Adam." She muttered. "Among other things like stupid teachers who insult Kathryn."
Louis frowned. "What did that fucker do?"
"Nothing really. He just kept texting me." Alice stated. "Somehow he got my number."
"Give me that phone. You use mine from now on." Louis told her. "I'll transfer the shit when I go to work tomorrow." He raised his eyebrow at her. "And please tell me you didn't punch your substitute. You almost killed your Spanish sub."
"Seth restrained me." Alice explained as she pulled her phone out of her pocket before tossing it to Louis. He caught it tossed her his. She caught it before dropping it on the counter and reaching for her pills.
"Alice, you can't take your medicine whenever it hurts. You'll get addicted to the medication and it will fuck up your liver." Louis said seriously.
She glanced at him. "You have no idea how much it hurts."
"I've been to the doctor with you plenty of times, Alice. I know what it does to you." Louis said simply. "What number on the pain scale?"
"Eight." She replied.
He sighed. "Take as few as you can please. You worry me with all of that medication."
"Not my fault." She stated. "Blame doctors, assholes, and my body."
"Maybe if your tits weren't so huge your back wouldn't hurt as much." Louis pointed out.
Alice scoffed. "Trust me Louis, if breast reduction surgery wasn't so fucking expensive, they'd be a B instead of a triple D."
Louis stared at her chest. "It would be a shame to lose something so… magnificent though."
"Shut up you pervert." Alice snapped. "Go fuck your boyfriend."
"Well since I have your permission." Louis mused playfully.
Alice rolled her eyes. "So is Bee listening in or is he waiting for you to tell him what's wrong with me?"
Brett poked his head in. "Hi Alice."
Alice smiled and shook her head before extending her arms in his direction. "Hey Bee."
Brett slipped into the kitchen before hugging Alice, taking care not to put too much pressure on her. "It's been so boring without you here." He smiled when she visibly calmed and the tension in her shoulders eased substantially. If there was one person who could calm Alice in an instant, Brett was them.
"I know." Alice sighed, tossing back some pills when Brett released her. "Louis forces me to go to school at least some of the day though. Blame him."
Louis shrugged. "You need sane influences on your life."
Alice smirked. "Louis, you've had such an impact on my sanity that nothing could ever save me from being as crazy as you."
"That's exactly how I want it." Louis smirked.
Brett smiled. "You both are cute." He put his hand on Alice's head. "Side note, I want to get a cat."
Alice glanced at him. "And you're telling me this… why?"
"Because I want to know if you're okay with it." Brett told her.
Alice shrugged. "I don't care, Bee. If it will make you happy then I'll be happy."
"Told you so." Louis grunted quietly.
Brett hugged Alice with a happy grin. "You're so sweet. I love you, Alice."
Alice rumpled his hair. "I love you too, Bee." She looked at Louis. "Just make sure to get it after you guys come back from Canada. I don't want to be stuck with house breaking it an all that stuff. I don't know how to train cats, just dogs."
"I want two." Brett added. "That way they'll have each other to play with."
"Because you won't play with them enough." Alice agreed sarcastically.
Louis frowned. "If those cats come between you and me, Brett, we'll have some serious issues."
Brett smiled at him. "Nothing could ever come between us, baby. I love you too much."
Louis nodded with approval. "As it should be." He grabbed Brett's hand and dragged him closer before placing a gentle kiss on his cheek. "And I love you too, Brett."
Alice smiled. "You two are adorable."
"Awe, you're cute too Alice!" Brett cooed, gently yanking Alice into the hug he forced on them.
Alice allowed both boys to hug her with a small but true smile on her face.
Louis kissed Alice's forehead. "I love you, Ally."
Alice glared. "Don't call me that."
"You're lucky I love you, asshole." Alice grumbled. "Else I'd move out."
"You can't~." Louis teased menacingly. "Until you turn eighteen, you're mine."
Alice sighed dejectedly. "Well fuck."
Expect a bunch of these over time. I'll probably write them when I get super bored or just need something to do.
If you guys don't like it, don't read it. No one says you have to.
These extras will revolve around all three stories and they will not be in any particular order. One chapter might be about Brett and Louis before the universe switch while the next chapter might be about Tibby and Sanaa when they're adults and
This chapter takes place a day before the Akatsuki arrive on Alice's doorstep.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask them via review or PM. I'd love to hear from you and I'll answer you as soon as I can or in the next chapter. :)