Important AN at the end :)

#9 – Slips on banana peel and breaks neck (suggested by Jekkah)

Will LaMontange was strolling down the street, too busy texting his girlfriend on his smartphone to watch where he was walking. Unfortunately for him, the garbage man happened to drop a banana peel when picking up the trash. So, Will stepped right on it. His feet flew out from under him, and he landed on his head, snapping his neck instantly. Which was kind of lucky for him, because a few minutes later, his smartphone blinked with a new text message from his girlfriend.

HI SWEETIE. I JUST MET YOUR WIFE... SHE SEEMS REALLY NICE, ESPECIALLY FOR AN ANGRY FBI AGENT! YOU COULD HAVE MENTIONED HER AND YOUR SON TO ME, IT WOULD HAVE MADE BREAKING UP WITH YOU EASIER. ROT IN HELL, YOU SLIMEBALL!


#10 – Trampled by Black Friday Shoppers (suggested by Nymphadora-Cullen BAU)

Will hated shopping. Especially on Black Friday. But, he REALLY wanted a new phone for a decent price, so his wife wouldn't find out about his girlfriend and two other children. So, he stood at the front of the line at Walmart, waiting for the doors to open. However, as soon as the door opened, the stampede began. Will tried to keep up in the crowd, but he tripped on the edge of the carpet and fell on his face. By the time the mass of people cleared, Will LaMontange was no more, flattened by people looking for the bargain of the century.

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