Kombat May Cry chapter 4

By Thomas Bones

I OWN NOTHING, I make nothing, now enjoy more convoluted nonsense

The Blacksmith looked out onto the desert of outworld (Why are lairs always in the desert?) and saw chaos. Unbridled, limitless chaos, a kind of chaos he hadn't seen since the days of the 1960s with the race riots. Pennywise walked up to him and for some reason pulled a boombox out of his overalls (Don't ask me why the guy keeps a boombox in his overalls, but who gives a crap anyway?) and pressed play while Ozzy Osbournes "Crazy Train" started playing. While the insanely awesome rock music was playing, a bolt of energy shot the boombox in half, cutting the CD with it.

The two listeners looked at where the blast came from and saw Shang Tsung standing at the top of the hill, in his old man version. "SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNG TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG!" Yelled a voice out in the distance, with a puff of smoke and a crack, a man dressed in jeans and a red sweatshirt with multiple guns sticking out of various holsters, "What the hell was that for?!" "Who are you?" "I am death incarnate, but you can call me Simmons. Dylan Simmons.

The next day…

"So, anybody know where I can grab some decent food around here?" Shouted Dylan in a very loud voice, Kitana, loudly groaned and sat up "It's 7 o'clock in the morning here. Shut up!" Dylan then turned to dante, who was unlucky enough to be his roommate and asked

"So, do ya think she likes me?"


"Damn it. I wasn't being awesome enough."