Ok, here's da next chapter! Keep reviewing! I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but seriously, it's true!

Dear FanFiction,

*groans* Why, you guys, WHY do you have to pair me up with Nico and make us be gay? WHY?! And even if you turn me or Nico into a girl, it doesn't make it much better! Plus, the name sucks! Perico? STUPID! Seriously you guys, WWWHHHYYYY?!

Strongly against Perico,
Percy

My friend told me about these, and I've seen in descriptions some myself... 2 words: IT'S SCARY! Review! (::)(::)(::)(::) !