Sh**storm Brewing

by Insanitpony

Chapter 1

There they were. Three ponies with a death wish that was about to come true. Applejack,Twilight Sparkle, and Rarity served their princess well, now they clung to a slippery stalactite that hung directly over a sarlacc pit surrounded by hordes of velociraptors with chainsaws for limbs in the spice mines below Mount Deathiseminant on Cloppus IV. The velociraptors' chainsaw genitals roared with a sadistic delight that would have made even Celestia blush. "Hang on tight, sugar cubes! I have an idea!" Rarity shouted to her comrades below. "Oh, how in the wide world of Equestria did we get into this mess?" Twilight thought to herself. The scene fades to white then fades to Twilight lounging in her reclining chair, drinking a can of Trottingham light and watching David Letterpony in her study. She leans forward and unleashes a fart that instantly puts Spike into a coma from which he will never wake. Just before she asks Spike for another beer, she hears a- "Twilight you imbecile, this is no time for your idiotic flashbacks!" Applejack exclaimed. Before Rarity can put her escape plan into action, Applejack lost her grip and began to plummet to her untimely demise. Within a matter of seconds, S.C.O.O.T.A.L.O.O. swooped down from an opening in the cave and caught Applejack in mid-air. She then helped Twilight and Rarity down from the stalactite and held the three ponies with her massive missile launching gorilla arm. Before teleporting back to Equestria, she used her other robotic arm to send out a wave of doom which made the velociraptors explode in a storm of blood, organs, and biscuits. Tasty biscuits.